I offer this man a snack

Did my boss just try to answer himself? (Dear Reader: I am not going in to work today)

Please utilize the Bristol Scale when updating us on the status of your feces

chat, it is remarkably Not Good

This rock was given to me by a friend before I left Texas and now it lives in my car (:

HEY MINNEAPOLIS! Protest against Skydio Drones THIS WEDNESDAY Can't go? Call your city council representative! Don't know who that is? This link can help you find out www.minneapolismn.gov/government/c...

I am deeply honored to be a part of planning this, and would love it if you made plans to attend! August 8th, 3:30-9pm! Mark your calendars!

Starting soon! Attend online! Online comment form gets entered into the record: www.minneapolismn.gov/government/c...

and you may ask yourself how did i get here

My friend is raising funds for top surgery recovery (pet care, time off work, medical expenses before deductible hits) They are currently at $2700 of their $4000 goal. They don't have Venmo, so if you want to contribute that way, DM me and I'll give you mine so I can pass it to them via transfers🌈

If you’d like a mini-civics refresher, along with some guidance writing and delivering a public comment, please attend the “How to FART: Communicating Effectively in Under 2 Minutes” training on Sunday, July 5th, from 3-5pm in Conference Room 208 at North Regional Library

in case anyone seeing this doesn't have a mushroom to go look at

he's baby

I'll post plant pics when my cat moves

holy shit it worked

imagine seeing this outfit and not saying Happy Pride

this is homophobic

spot the difference (u can't)

I have been informed that the combination funeral/antifa meeting is a real thing coming up pallbearer signup link: bit.ly/JulyFourth2026

Dominoes, I appreciate all the pepperoni but where is my cheese, guys? What happened here. Why????

cool party idea! clear a storm drain with your friends #adoptastormdrain

Reminder that they want you overwhelmed, intimidated, and scared. Ground yourself, so that you can continue the important work you're doing.

and a higher contrast version, if needed

Know Your Rights! Know Who to Call! (reply has clickable links)

I got it at a yard sale, last like august? I might have gotten the serial number when I first got it to look up how it "folds", but that was a broken phone ago but uh, it looks like this except with no kid on it probably

come to this on Sunday if you wanna celebrate my Minneversary with me!!! I'm bringing a cake and nobody can stop me

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Lets go team! I am raising funds to help this single mom in North Minneapolis catch up on bills after being affected by Metro Surge! I sent the $185 for her trash/sewer bill, so our new goal is $578 ! Currently have $61 towards this goal, and so so appreciative to everyone who's donated & shared

What's up Bluesky, can yall help me get a Northside neighbor, a single mom with 3 kids, caught up on bills after being affected by Metro Surge? my ca$happ and venmo are both jackadrianlope pls include a 🏡 emoji so I know where the money is going goal is $723 !

one man's trash is another man's postcard #acab