Kit Hartop

@bandwagonkit

Father, builder of environmentally responsible surfboards and procrastinator. All crastination professionally crastinated at highly competitive rates.

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Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· 27d

My wife: “Can you pop to the shop and get some crap for a picky tea if you get the chance?” Me:

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jun 28

For reference, the field actually looks like this….

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jun 28

Stupid AI bullshit gets in everywhere whether you want it or not. Look at this fake slop that my wife’s phone camera automatically shoved into photos of a pony in a field.

A photo of a white pony in a field. The field has been automatically AI “enhanced” against the photographers wishes, turning it to imaginary slop.

A close up of the “field” as rendered by stupid, unsolicited AI intervention.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jun 22

Where’s everyone going?

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jun 21

If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.

Steven Moyer from the tv series Ultraviolet.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jun 18

My German shepherd is obsessed with armpits. Loves human ones and placing your hand on his, is the only thing that truly calms him. Little freak.

The face of a German shepherd that is being asked about his armpit kink.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Apr 9

In a departure from all the *gestures at everything”, here’s some pictures from over 30 years ago, of me in drag, winning a caravan park beauty pageant.

An old film photo of a dimly lit stage, with a man in a black shirt and trousers, interviewing a man in a straw hat, slinky brown dress and cream jacket.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Apr 5

I’ve been nominated for this year’s shaper of the year awards in Wavelength magazine’s awards thingy. If you fancy casting a vote for the only eco shaper on the list and a massive underdog, check out the link form.typeform.com/to/p4Uo86Cz?... and put “BandWagon” in the shortboard shaper category! 🙏🏽❤️

A closeup photo of someone shaping a surfboard with the title “2026 Wavelength UK Surfer Awards, Shortboards Shaper”.

A list of this year’s shortboards shaper award’s nominees, with red text pointing to Bandwagon (my company name), saying “This chucklefuck”.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Mar 20

These job adverts really get me.

A screenshot of an email that reads “Our recommendation: Customer Service Ass”

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Mar 2

Lovely corners.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Feb 13

Post a tree that you photographed. Lichen covered Hawthorn, stood alone on Bodmin Moor.

A wind blown, leafless Hawthorn tree, covered in drifting fronds of lichen and surrounded by marsh.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jan 4

One girl and her dog.

A photo in silhouette of my daughter and her dog, sat atop a rock, watching the sun set over the ocean.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Dec 30

A teeny dab of red food colouring and some skull moulds. Proper ice cubes for my rum.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Dec 24

This is going to be my (oversized) puppy’s first Christmas..

My German shepherd puppy, having opinions about my crudely drawn on, Santa hat.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Dec 15

Looks like the 90s are back….

A group of teenagers with soaking wet, baggy trouser bottoms.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Dec 11

This year’s Crabapple jelly, positively glowing with trapped sunshine* *Crabapple blood

A jar of crabapple jelly sat on a wooden table.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Dec 2

This is fine….

An Alien facehugger wraps itself around an “Elf on the shelf” Elf.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Dec 1

I dropped a bit of cold roast potato that sort of looks like a little chick.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Nov 25

This bit of slightly different grey/blue is the little bit of sea I can sea from my house. It has a disproportionately positive effect on my brain.

Lots of red arrows pointing at the vague glimpse of ocean from my window.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Oct 28

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen 5G come up on my phone. I live in North Cornwall and it’s pretty much WiFi or E unless I stand on the roof with an antenna on my head. Still get charged for 5G, obviously. This is from the best place in my house for mobile signal….

A screenshot from my phone with the poor signal highlighted in red.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Oct 14

Me and my tiny, 7 month old puppy. 😮

My huge German shepherd puppy, lying on his back across my lap.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Oct 11

Redwood chip.

A surfboard leaning up against a graffitied, derelict control tower.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Oct 1

Finally finished the redwood Kintsugi board!

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Sep 22

Afternoon light on the dog walk this afternoon was *chef’s kiss*

Afternoon sunlight washing through the trees in a pine forest.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Sep 10

Although it has made for a lovely soft floor.

Me standing in an inch thick layer of wood shavings.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Sep 10

Trying to make a surfboard out of a 140lb slab of redwood.

A big piece of rough carved redwood in my shaping bay, with an electric planer sat on top of it and wood shavings all over the floor.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Aug 20

Designed and made an eco-flex skateboard deck for a new startup. Natural, strong and twangy. Like a Cornish farmer in suspenders.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Aug 10

Cute little “80’s beach vibe” inspired Paipo for a customer’s 50th Birthday present. Always tense making surprise boards for people as a big chunk of my consultation and design process simply can’t happen. Hopefully he likes it.

A small,turquoise and white, Paipo bellyboard sits on glassing stands in my messy workshop.

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Aug 6

Without wanting to sound all “Trump-ey”, Do you want to see some puppies?

Kit Hartop @bandwagonkit· Jul 29

Rob Hope, styling on a custom 10’6” I made him at the beginning of the summer. Photo: Jamie Elliott