Banjo man
@banjoman
Poet - mental health advocate - banjo player- guitarist - cigar smoker - dad - divorced - Cubs fan - blerd
On behalf of United state of America citizens I would like to apologize for the guy in the White House causing trouble in the Middle East so that it’s harder for gas to pass through the strait of Hormuz thus making it more expensive
Pretty much none of my weekend plans went as I would have hoped, but that is life sometimes
Special preview of tomorrow’s banjo man video which I like to call “when Motown meets bluegrass”
One of the saddest things about Bluesky is I can be chillin’ on meta with my banjo and sharing a video of me covering when doves cry by Prince and it’ll automatically cross post to threads, insta and FB but I have to come over here to manually post it.
I’ve been hope scrolling (think of the opposite of doom scrolling) through memes on my phone and came across this and thought of @merofthemeadow.bsky.social
Maybe I missed my chance to play the lottery yesterday. Not only did I procure a date for the concert (using the word procure makes it sound like I hired a hooker à la pretty women or catcher in the rye), but my youngest daughter also got chosen to be lightswitch girl at a minor league baseball game
Does anyone else ever think about Noah Kahan dying on the cross for their sins?
I’ve reached that part of old age where I thought I had a gray piece of fuzz in my hair, nope it was just a huge gray patch where the grays had gentrified my original hair color. The true “white flight” that no one warns you about
A question for white people because I didn’t grow up in white culture & I’ve only seen grease once I was looking up the lyrics to Greased Lightning and how has no one ever talked about the innuendo in the last line of the chorus I checked multiple sources thinking it should be scream not cream.
At least it wasn’t the birds aren’t real cult Remember “if it flies it spies”
Not sure, but did you hear about the war on saturated fat?!?! Red meat and cheese have won! (Initially there was a joke in bad taste here about 47 but the Holy Spirit made me delete it).
Last but not least and I have a hunch this might get stolen quite a bit. A calendar featuring my cats
Last year I started a new tradition with the kids where they do a white elephant gift exchange. I supply all the gifts & they have no clue what the options are. This years options are Sméagol Funko pop Princess Leia action figure Toothless the dragon stuffed animal Bean boozed fiery five jelly bean