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A giraffe once bit me (she/her) and he was right to do it

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active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 27

My son left his spicy doritos in the garage last night. This morning we found the ripped bag and the dorito-dusted raccoon print 😂

A bag of spicy doritos with a small hole and a dorito-colored raccoon print found next to it

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 26

Top picture of Mamdani and the text "Yeah, that's one fine looking mayor."
Bottom picture is of Karen Bass and the text "Why doesn't mine look like that?"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 18

The mayor from JAWS standing in front of the reflecting pool with the text
"The pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time!"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 13

Saturdays can be fun

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 8

I have to get chips for my son's end of school party. Probably should've done it earlier

A girl looking into a mirror with Baby Sinclair from the TV show DINOSAURS in the reflection with the words
"lemme make sure i don't look too high"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 7

Apparently - and I had to check this because it's comically stupid and evil even for Peter Thiel - this is real

A picture of Thiel and his quote about The Lord of the Rings.
"Gandalf's the crazy person who wants to start a war... Mordor is this technological civilization based on reason and science. Outside of Mordor, it's all sorry of mystical and environment and nothing works."

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 27

Ugh. Dose the cancer even know the dow was above 50000

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

He didn't need help lol And even though it was windy af yesterday, he stuck to the tree until he was ready.

Me looking at Gandalf before he flew away

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

I was thinking he might fall, despite the sticky feet. So I gently put some clovers at the bottom and tried to get the stick close to him.

Gandalf still in his jar. He had been slowly opening and closing his wings for a while.

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

By the time I found a stick, he had freaking come out

Baby Gandalf with his sticky feet still stuck to the cocoon

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

My sister told me to take the cheesecloth off and get ready. When I did I saw his wings and I almost cried lol

Gandalf (the butterfly) inside his transparent cocoon wrapped in his wings

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

The other day I saw him like this and I was once again sure I killed him.

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

The next time I looked, this was him!

A green cocoon is attached to the top of the jar and there's a golden line forming around it.

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

This was his temporary home for a few weeks.

Gandalf (the caterpillar) in his jar with milkweed

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

This is him in his jar before the milkweed. He was a real chonk when he was a caterpillar lol

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 23

This is Gandalf. I found him as a caterpillar wandering around on the sidewalk a few weeks ago.

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 20

Not oc but come on

"The supreme court is just a regular court with sour cream and diced tomatoes"

active bitch face@barbsharky· May 9

The meme trump posted of himself as Jesus, which he excused later as saying he's a doctor, not Jesus (it's def him as Jesus) with text above it reading
"Everyone is freaking out about the Hantavirus as if our president isn't a doctor"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Mar 13

My son told me to come quick, the toilet is smoking!

A toilet with toilet paper rolls arranged to look like a face with a cigarette in the mouth

active bitch face@barbsharky· Mar 11

Everything is terrible, but this fucking dork losing his mind over getting mocked is delicious. Way more so than any McDonald's "product" lolol

active bitch face@barbsharky· Feb 6

A white man with a vexed expression and the text
"When you're tired of white people but you are white people"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Feb 4

A unicorn standing in a field of flowers and the text
"Can't tell if it's ADHD, perimenopause, or if I'm just a cunt"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jan 30

I'm not asking for a recap of today's news. I'm pretty sure I got it

David Lynch saying
"Good morning, everyone. It's... it's an absolute shitshow out there, today."

active bitch face@barbsharky· Dec 22

She is very tired of me taking pictures of her

Blurry photo of a calico cat with her eyes closed pretending I'm not bothering her

active bitch face@barbsharky· Dec 22

I thought she might try to attack to candles the way she used to attack the tv. She didn't, which is probably for the best. Happy Hanukkah, y'all

A calico cat staring intently into the menorah with all 8 candles lit.

active bitch face@barbsharky· Nov 14

It's fucking November 14

Two apartments with both balconies decorated. The one on top is decorated for Christmas, and the one below is decorated for Halloween

active bitch face@barbsharky· Oct 28

Today I watched Temu Neegan and other weirdly dressed cops harass my neighbors for over two hours. An older woman with a bad shoulder, a man with cancer, and his best friend were handcuffed and forced to stand against a wall while they didn't find what they were looking for.

Police officers walking towards the camera. The one on the left is the one who looks like Neegan from The Walking Dead tv show. Fun alt text fact, he did not like being called that

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jul 5

It really did, too

Handwritten note that says "I just wanted to tell you - your ass looks great in those jeans"

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 20

Does anyone know about birds?? I found this little fella and there are two mildly bigger versions flying around, but this guy can't seem to get off the ground.

Tiny bird with a green head and down its back, a very yellow chin, and white body.
Seems very soft, but it's clearly afraid of me.

active bitch face@barbsharky· Jun 20