Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded
37 👴🏻 Scottish in Chicago 🏴🇺🇸
Ugh, Monday AGAIN?! Rude. Sometimes I just like to look at my dick while I stroke it.
Can…Can we just have a Flaccid Cock Friday? Just this once? I’m too tired. Enjoy your fat cocks though!
Wet Wednesday! Sidenote, a tripod in the bathroom is really useful for shaving the back of your head.
This Tuesday is sponsored by Tummies, Tiddies, and me having no idea what the fuck to do with my hands when they’re not on my or someone else’s dick.
Small Dick Sunday, and I’m super fucking stoned so I went ahead and BLUE a load…get it, cause of my light…blue…blew… Please clap.
Thick Thursday! There’s something about shaving my head that just feels so fucking refreshing, even if it’s not down to skin.
HUMP…evening? Wrap the strap around your hand and use it as leverage to fuck me harder.
Tummy Tuesday…Someone bring me cock and coffee please (current emphasis on coffee).
Small dick Sunday and Stoned Stroke Saturday are having a crossover event.
One chrome to rule them all, one chrome to find them, one chrome to bring them all and in the grayness bind them. MONOCHROME MONDAY!
I’m fat, I have a cock, it is Friday. I yearn for Fat Cocks …and coffee, Jesus fuck I need coffee.
Monochrome Monday! “Remember to wash the sin from your body as we enter a new week.” - My floating torso.
Semi Sunday, or whatever? I’m so tired, and I could use some cream in my coffee.
What if on Friday, you let me suck your fat cock while I jerk off?
I’ve been buried in tech stacks with hot dads but… It’s TUMMY TUESDAY!
Tis Friday, am fat, have a cock. May this Friday bring you the fattest of cocks.
HUMP DAY! There’s meant to be bad storms and flooding again today, we should hunker down…I’m sure we can think of some way to pass the time.
Tummy Tuesday! Please feel free to start your day with a generous helping of Tum.
This Stoned Small Dick Sunday is brought to you by…Weed whacking and glaring Daddy issues.
Stoned Stroke Saturday! Time to spend the evening totally fried and playing with my dick.