Had a dream last night that a friend got a new "furry" phone on a new network for furries. He was activating it, while we were trying to find info about it. We found an anonymous video about how the phones blow up, killing the user if activated. I grabbed it and threw it into the yard, then woke up.

Human = "BLAND" Barkley = "WILL BITE"

Can your record player do this?😋

If you're from Michigan and don't vote @abdulelsayed.bsky.social l think you're a fool who's ohh soo cruel.

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif

Women in the furry fandom seem to be VERY attracted to men (either AMAB or not) with a badass "woke" backstory that they wear on their sleeve. I do not have that. I'm just an average to slightly below average dude. My "backstory" isn't that interesting. Probably one reason I go unnoticed.

It's hot, humid and smokey AF. Gawd this sucks. I work in a factory where our cooling relies mostly on open windows and fans. I'm trying to spend as much time in the A/C break room and shipping office.🥵😮‍💨😷

Pretty much how I feel right now, financially & mentally.

Do I look like a big strong 🦫?

Any ladies want to rub their paws over my mountainous pectoral muscles?

Went to both Croton and Hardy dams yesterday afternoon with @biglakecryptid.bsky.social. So much water!!

Another nice thing about it is the base blade cap is threaded for use with standard mason jars.

I've got an early 70's Osterizer 877 with Cyclomatic. This thing is amazing.

I went to Kalamazoo Comic-Con this afternoon and picked up these cool custom tile coasters that contain actual snippets from the official Disney picture storybooks! #ratatouille #aristocats #zootopia

I've circled all the ones I remember meeting or know the owners!

Gawd. I wish I had retained one of the Franco-American cans of Sonic Spaghetti-O's circa 1996.

For me, it would be a prehensile-tailed porcupine, or I would've eventually gone all in on representing his Rexouium form after playing VRC in 2020.

Have some beaver snooter.

Next con we're at, I'll be bringing the BIG GUNS.

I've got that album on cassette! Columbia House edition.

FUCK! I slid on some black ice coming up to an intersection in my new car and busted out my hubcap on a curb. Hopefully this is the only damage.😬😣

My new ride that I picked up yesterday afternoon! A 2006 Chrysler PT Cruiser with only 54k miles. Practically no rust.

My blue, 2013 Chevy Spark that I've owned for almost 13 years is getting traded in. I will reveal what I bought to replace it soon. I'm sad to see my Spark go, but I'm also excited for new adventures in my new (to me) ride.

Barkley is ALL the STRONK packed into one BEEV.💪🏋️

I've got one of the official Styx "Pieces of Eight" picture discs, probably from this sweepstakes!

Lookie what just showed up on my doorstep!

Hey! I do the bappin' 'round here!

It's an orange Nickelodeon tape. LOL.