Existential Anxiety Lizard
@baronhawk
Magazine Editor | Lizard | F@g | 32
Literally dealt with this last week at the print shop where I work. Come on down to Local Independent Fast Food Joint and try our Deluxe Scrotumburger, Bubblewrap Wild Wings, Freaky Fries, or Shit Tacos!
As someone who works in printing and just spent two weeks troubleshooting a $68k printer that shit its pants despite only being a couple years old: I don't know, man, I don't know
Come on down to my backyard. We got some flowers, some blackberries and one (1) poblano pepper!
Every night when I try to sleep and every morning when I open my eyes and every day when I'm trying to keep it together
Blackberries are doing great this year. I'm thinking about using them to flavor a bottle of wine. Or maybe some mead...
Bruh check out the 1990 Wendy's coupon I just found used as a bookmark in a thrift store purchase
Check out this pyrite T-rex head I found at an antiques shop
Reposting these two companion pieces, "Sogno di Volare" and "Want to be Free" I've been craving doing more art lately but still don't have the time or energy for it
Blackberries? Sprouting. Lilies? Blooming. Cat? Snoozing. City Hall? Falling. Oh yeah, it's all coming together
You know what? Fuck you. *drinks gun & tonic out of your Crown Royal glass*
To be clear, I have bought a gun online as well as picture of ass penis booty balls etc. etc. I think you should be able to do both. But I also think we should put more effort into discouraging shooting people and encouraging sexual liberation. But what do I know
Learning a lot today. It's been exhausting but a lot of fun.