Hemry, Local Bartender

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Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 20d

what da fuck

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 23d

Lmao

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 24d

The press has surrendered, they can't or don't want to say "threatens american importers." Repeating that other countries pay the tariffs has succeeded

Four headlines saying trump threatens canada with tariffs

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 26d

After a week and change of the US bombing Iran, Iran bombing gulf states, tankers being hit by drones, and both Iran and the US declaring the ceasefire dead, the nyt has finally moved the ceasefire from "fragile" to "collapsed"

U.S. Military Again Blockades Iranian Ports After Collapse of Cease-Fire

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 26d

Anime coming soon: 助けて！イケメンのロボット教師に恋をしてしまった Help! I've Fallen In Love With My Handsome Robot Teacher

Some dumb ai poster I asked chatgpt to make for an anime about falling in love with your robot teacher

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 28d

Ro Khanna had a brief awakening when he was held up at gunpoint by Israeli paramilitaries & the IDF but then someone flipped the "startup culture" switch in his head and he's against enforcing our laws again

Ro Khanna replying to someone saying "strange you have a different standard for Israel compared to Saudis" by saying "The Saudis are in a war that has killed over 350,000 people. They have no startup or innovation culture and total disregard for human rights and democracy. They never faced a Holocaust. I am for a human rights centered policy to Palestinians but reject completely the analogy."

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 28d

Thank you David Goldwyn for being the only one to point this out in all the articles I've read about trump's insane "we're gonna charge 20%" pronouncement, I felt like I was taking crazy pills

But slapping a 20% charge on ships is "quite an extortionate level," especially since "it's unclear that the U.S. can deliver safe passage in the first place," said David Goldwyn, president of Goldwyn Global Strategies and a former U.S. State Department special envoy during the Obama administration.

"If the U.S. was able to safely escort ships and guarantee no threat from Iran, we would have seen that happen in the past few weeks," Goldwyn told CNBC in a phone interview. "So I think this is really just bluster."

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 29d

this is just getting comical, we're witnessing innovations on the frontiers of journalistic absurdity

Cnn: Diplomatic breakdown: The flare-up is threatening a fragile agreement between the US and Iran as they near the halfway mark of a 60-day window to negotiate a deal.

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· 29d

I simply can't be stopped from cooking shrimp in the dark

Shrimp scampi-ish dinner that contained a bunch of leftover ingredients from taco day ooooh man this was good

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· Jul 11

3) when do we stop calling roving armed israeli assault mobs, operating with the approval and physical support of the IDF, "settlers"

Suddenly, a car of men holding guns pulled up and blocked the narrow road out of the village. The men began taunting the congressman and his team, swearing at them in Hebrew and Arabic and kicking the tires of their minibus, according to accounts, photographs and video footage from Mr. Khanna, an aide and his security guard. A photographer for The New York Times traveling in a different vehicle also saw the interaction. Soon, a Jeep with more men arrived.

When two cars from the Israeli military pulled up, Mr. Khanna assumed the soldiers were there to help him pass. Instead, the soldiers smoked cigarettes, chatted with the men and after the settlers left, moved a car to block the road, he recounted.

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· Jul 11

1) this is fucking insane 2) once again the article framing is something @goldwagnathan.bsky.social and others have noted where israel and palestine are not real places with real people but rather a studio backlot for the performance of american politics

At a time when Israel is hemorrhaging support among Americans and particularly among Democrats, a tour of the West Bank is a new way for progressive politicians to signal their concern.

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· Jul 9

realized I never posted these sick shrimp rolls I made for 4th of july. that ends NOW

Shrimp salad with chives and old bay on toasted Hawaiian sweet rolls

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry· Jul 4

As always I'm compelled to browse these weirdo accounts to see if they're parodies and immediately found a banger. "*lightning." Incredible. "Oh no my post about the leftist weather control machine had a typo, people are gonna think I'm STUPID"