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Batsquatch

@batsqvatch

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Batsquatch@batsqvatch· 1d

sending my cat over for belly comfort

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· 3d

took off her calming collar, her ambition and rage are boundless now

nausicaa the cat staring at me intently

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· 4d

me wearing a grey T-shirt sitting down in an office

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· 4d

at 40 I finally got a proper exercise ensemble

me standing outside in front of a building wearing a grey/blue fitness hoodie and sweatpants

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· 5d

I'm sure you can guess how I racked up many of these

a map of the US showing the states I've been to

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· 11d

I took a walk instead of loafing around during my lunch break, please clap

me standing in my living room wearing a black rowdy ruff boys t-shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jul 29

happy wednesday

me sitting in my living room wearing a light grey T-shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jul 24

If you see this, quote post a pic of you in glasses.

me sitting in my car with black glasses and a deep green athletic shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jul 21

it's finally our turn for summer heat and I'm hiding indoors

me wearing a green t shirt while sitting in my living room with a running tv in the background

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jul 2

getting through today's meetings

a photo of me standing in my living room wearing a headset and a red white and blue flannel over a maroon T-shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jul 1

good night

Nausicaa the cat sleeping peacefully on a teal throw blanket

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jun 25

this week needs to be over already

me standing in my living room wearing a blue adventure time tshirt under a teal and blue flannel shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jun 10

getting more acquainted with being 40

me standing in front of a window with my bedroom in the background while wearing a red, blue and yellow flannel on top of a grey T-shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jun 3

screw you

parked in front of a sign that says "police parking only"

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jun 2

she knows what you did

Nausicaa the cat sitting on a deck chair outside looking straight into the camera

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jun 1

the tuesdayeast monday I've had in a while

me standing in my room, lit by sunlight while I'm wearing a navy blue shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Apr 29

people are losing their fucking mind about this poll lol

a screenshot of the tweet by Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

Red

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Mar 9

as much as I'm looking forward to spring, there never was a proper winter here so I'm not anticipating it as much as prior years

me standing in front of a building wearing a green flannel and kirby t shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Mar 9

if there is a guiding philosophy to my life it's this

yoda laying sick in bed with the caption

'after eating 37 olives straight out of the jar while standing in front of the refrigerator at 1:34am"

a second picture of Yoda standing happily captioned:

"2:12am.... going back for more olive"

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Mar 7

I've always had a soft spot for this one

movie poster of the money pit with tom hanks and shelly long

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Mar 3

the older I get the more excited I am to spring forward

Daylight Saving Time starts

Sunday, Mar 8

Holidays in United States

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Feb 28

nausicaa wishing you a veru cheru friday

nausicaa the cat laying on her back looking goofy

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Feb 27

this is the most portland headline I've ever seen

screenshot of an article from the Oregonian:

Portland moves to extend discrimination protections to polyamorous people

Updated: Feb. 26, 2026, 4:42 p.m. | Published: Feb. 26, 2026, 3:08 p.m.

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Feb 18

you in 12 hours

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jan 14

this is aimed at people like you right between the eyes

On some positions, cowardice asks the question, is it expedient? And then expedience comes along and asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? Conscience asks the question, is it right? There comes a time when one must take the position that is neither safe nor politic nor popular, but he must do it because conscience tells him it is right.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jan 12

monday is okay, but I'm ready for work to be over

me wearing a dr pepper t shirt

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Jan 8

I definitely want to see more of the states tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

states I've lived in: oregon, idaho and montana. states I've stayed in: washington and north carolina. other states I've spent less time in are between NC and the PNW (by quickest highway route). I also stopped in chicago and maine as part of a fight

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Dec 30

happy new year's eve-eve

nausicaa the cat sitting on a large box staring attentively just barely off to the side. my kitchen is in the background

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Dec 29

I always wonder who writes "tips" like that

a screenshot of doom's E2M8 level where a Cyberdemon is shooting a rocket at the player. the caption reads "PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies."

Batsquatch@batsqvatch· Dec 22

a happy monday to everyone working or enduring the final holiday rush

a picture of me in a grey T-shirt. I'm standing in my bedroom