I give this my seal of approval

I also still love her Queen Mab look

Kim is back. Please note, my parents are very much still alive.

That feeling when the only pretzel factory in your city is now an art gallery, and the closest *actual* pretzel factory is in Wentzville, Missouri 😭

Can someone who understands chess explain what this piece is and what it does?

I’ve become a fan of them lol

with a matching magpie

time to play knifey-spoony

no, i that’s what i meant

btw THIS is a knife

as is tradition with @oneoddbroad.bsky.social and me… has anybody seen the bridge? i’m just trying to find the bridge

Some people find Jesus in their food. I find New Jersey.

Please enjoy my dog as he protects the house from groceries

i can doomscroll or i can try out beadwork on a sampler. this is uh… an eye and two ghosts holding pearls

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures.

I’ve had the same mobile number for at least 25 years, though it was my dad’s for like a year or two before. In the last ~5 years, random realtors have started texting asking if my dad wants to get quotes on his house. Today I finally responded.

she is beauty, she is grace

this one says thank you, auntie twin!

Apparently this is her blanket now

Portrait of a land seal who keeps getting attacked by his own farts

Same energy

Hey babe, what’s your sign?

Miss ma’am here decided to wake me up this morning by shoving her butt in my face, sitting on my head, and cover my mouth and nose with her floofy tail She then followed me into the bathroom to yell at me more

She sneezed and her tongue got stuck

This monster will sit on the powder room toilet whenever some one is in the kitchen and yell until someone comes in to give her pets.

It’s not that I’m bad at telling when someone is flirting with me, it’s that I wasn’t expecting advances from yogurt.

I would like extra points for: - owning a Walkman for cassettes - owning a more different Walkman for CDs - using more than one size of floppy - having a house rule that no magnets are allowed anywhere *near* the house computer - having a house computer - owning a combo boombox/cassette/cd player

“Because maybe you’re gonna be the one who saves me. Because after all, you’re my wonderwall.”