bernie

@bearnadette

im bernie • 26 • sleepy • i draw sometimes • i do tabletop stuff sometimes all my links are at

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Bluesky

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bernie@bearnadette· 5d

i miss my puppy

bernie@bearnadette· 11d

Star Trek the Next Generation this is the 7th week in a row you've shown falling in love with a computer in class.

bernie@bearnadette· 13d

[PICTURE OF A SUSHI ROLL]
SEX ON THE MOON
$21.63
Shrimp tempura, asparagus, avocado ...

bernie@bearnadette· 20d

wha..

weiner dog pup in a hotdog bun.
cat face on a seal body...

bernie@bearnadette· 20d

i have no fucking clue what's happening to my youtube recommended feed lately lmao.

youtube has recommended a nameless hour thirty easy listening mix to me.
this isn't that notable except for the fact that the uploader doesn't have a name either. and also the video thumbnail is

[IMAGE: A photoshop job of a man sleeping on a pillow, his blanket is the seashore.]

it's happening again
[IMAGE: a fish smoking a cigarette wearing a pair of chucks. accent elements of the image are a stream of water, a sunburst, and green leaves, giving this feeling of freshness that you only really see on water bottles or benchside adverts for cheap spas in the year 2007.]

bernie@bearnadette· 28d

bernie@bearnadette· Jul 9

Yeah.

Genius Annotation: The guitar kicks in here, so the shit just got real.

bernie@bearnadette· Jul 4

happy birthday ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bernie@bearnadette· Jun 26

orko's basilisk:
> guy who loves pokemon merch
what's his problem.
doesn't he know pikachu was a tool of war in the US occupation of japan.

bernie@bearnadette· Jun 23

of course, whatever you say, 7-11.

bernie@bearnadette· Jun 1

made pasta e faggy

bo-katan in the mandalorian "you've never eaten fag soup?"

pasta e fagioli in a pot. visible white and red kidney beans, and a parmigiana rind.

bernie@bearnadette· May 27

learning some shit i didnt know about umineko

The Clue movie poster but a Halo Sangheili with an energy dagger is also here

bernie@bearnadette· May 21

uwhghhh. i hate posting WIPs but i'm working on something again.

A yellow spaceship, a narrow central block with a pair of fins in the front shrouding small forward guns. A round cockpit nests between a pair of kitschy, rocket-shaped nacelles. Rendered in a simple reflective matcap.

bernie@bearnadette· May 7

international house of bicakes, 9:49:
Finally, A Book To Compete With The Absolute Line! Thank You CB Cebulski, You Always Know What To Do!

bernie@bearnadette· Apr 25

the obvious question is "is banner a mets fan, then?" to which i'd answer: no.

discord post, ghost of tsukihime, 8:38 AM
i think bruce banner thinks he's better than all this.
says "sportsball" or some cringe shit like that and thinks it's all petty tribalism.
that said, joe fixit is a fan of whoever he placed bets on.

bernie@bearnadette· Apr 25

my friend is sending me panels from damage control (i only ever read the initial miniseries. this is from volume 3) really important to share that the incredible hulk is a yankees fan.

The green hulk with a cocked grin, a gold chain around his neck, and a yankees ballcap, illustrated by Ernie Colon.

The green Hulk with steepled fingers, a big, toothy grin, and a yankees ballcap, illustrated by Ernie Colon.

Silent 6 panel sequence of the Hulk frumpily eating a hotdog and yawning out of boredom.

bernie@bearnadette· Apr 16

lol

post from jay.bsky.team, "Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code"

beneath, nothing on this shit ass app is loading.

bernie@bearnadette· Apr 6

Copyyy... Thank you for that.

bernie@bearnadette· Mar 25

bernie@bearnadette· Mar 23

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bernie@bearnadette· Mar 22

he shoulda looked like this

bernie@bearnadette· Mar 19

Screen capture of the TIGER Electronics Lord of the Rings Warrior of Middle Earth Plug n Play game.
Gandalf the White: I have sent Frodo to his death.

bernie@bearnadette· Mar 4

the lanterns trailer not having any constructs is so funny to me. hal doesn't even glow green when he flies. they have physical GL suits in the closet, too.

Discord message from my dear friend Tungsten Cube, Hot
"they call it lanterns cuz there aint no green"

bernie@bearnadette· Feb 22

African Forest Buffalo with a particularly fluffy, droopy pair of ears.

bernie@bearnadette· Feb 12

i got an email from chilis asking to hook up

Gmail notification: Chili's, 11:43 AM
Come get steamy with us this Valentine's Day

bernie@bearnadette· Feb 7

Post a ship that's not Star Trek or Star Wars? easy peas

bernie@bearnadette· Jan 30

i've been thinking about this all night.

bernie@bearnadette· Jan 18

google dot com has become a company that personally sends you notifications for the sole purpose of ragebaiting you. motherfucker that's what my discord friends are for. get away from me, bitch.

Google push notification.
Peter Parker becomes Spider-Carnage in the "Death Spiral" finale April 22

bernie@bearnadette· Jan 15

jesus hype and aura moments

Christ calms the dragons by Giovanni Battista Lucini (1680–81)

bernie@bearnadette· Jan 7

The modern youtube experience drives me crazy. I accidentally hit the chatbot button and it's like. yeah, man. sure. give me the cliff's notes on a 2 minute gag from home movies. home movies coach mcguirk tattoos ending explained.