Been waking up recently and my first instinct is to get on all fours 🫡

Dick too small for the got damn cage

Needing someone to come be my plush for me to endlessly hump rn

🔒

On your knees, mutt

Before and after reprogramming 😵‍💫

The 𝚋̶𝚒̶𝚐̶ dumb red dog

Not the sound I was expecting *squeak*

Happy Bearday!!! 🐻🎉

You know what time it is bro, deep breaths…

🌀🫦🌀

Your point of view before you become a dumb silly lil’ tattoo on my body

Moo 🐮

*wags*

Get huffin’ bro

Dog brained

Pounce on top of me and call me a good boy

Hey you! Yeah you!!! Got some stinky socks lying around? Well good news! I collect stinky socks…

I’m feeling all frustrated bro 😖

ALL HAIL PLANKTON 🫡

What the inside of Bear’s brain looks like, if he had one…

Pitbull

Leathernotized

Milk me and make me moo

This is why you diaper your dogs

Horny rubber dog at your command 🫡

If I had a bone for every time I done a self portrait on shrooms, I’d have 2 out of 2 bones

Orcnotized 😵‍💫

I’m a leaky lil’ mutt

I plan on getting dumber for 2026