Bucephalus Jackal
@beaujackal
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
That moment when you throw a bunch of acid all over the shower and the limescale and gunk all vaporizes at once. It's very like "Take care, adventurer. For you have called the demon's true name. And it has heard you! You must be ready for all that entrails." "You mean entails?" "Perhaps, hehehee~"
I do feel at least a little bad smearing him in the groupchat like this when he's trying to let us know about something fun but that answer was kinda Trumpian. Sounds very definitive and official, but crumbles under a single(1) follow-up question, let alone the scrutiny of
M: Oh so I'd get overtime that day? B: Well, no. The BBQ isn't overtime. M: So I get three hours off some other day then? B: No work the week normally. M: You can't have me work 43 hours of regular time in a week, that's a labor violation. What do you mean by "treat it as working hours?" Vibes?
One of those like, folding steamer basket dudes is a great way to step up your game. Works with just about any pot and doesn't take up a lot of room.
What I'm hearing is that you have a massive strength bonus right now
"All-time greatest hypno art" is a tightly competitive field, I'd have to think on that. This one at the very least wins for "most time I've spent obsessed with an art". By CodyBlue731 www.furaffinity.net/view/58664864
They’ve got dine-in wifi for the protogens to eat. And, I suppose, gasoline for the mechs to eat.
Something that I’ve come to appreciate about Paxton’s art of late is their skill at doing soft-bodied and realistically-proportioned characters. Of course now I’ve just substituted one comorbid tag for another. www.furaffinity.net/view/63812393/
Not thrilled to be wet but I'll take it given the rest of the weekend has been like
"Do you think- could I please um- oh, you don't have time. No, no that's fine don't worry about it."
I spent like 15 minutes paring down my sentiment so that it fit in the character limit and then forgor to include an image so you'd know I'm talking about these dorks
So it's flavored... like the things that hookahs are flavored like? What level are we even on, my dude?
DS9 episodes are either about Odo buying some shoes that are the wrong size or about how many warcrimes I can rationalize using my dead wife.
Irresponsible, maybe. But it's only illegal if there's a no U-turn sign. If not, then intersections are the only place it IS legal to make a U-turn, at least in VA. Whether that law is a good idea is a separate matter from whether people are following it.
I remember people mocking the film AI: Artificial Intelligence for having, instead of a search engine, a goofy AI character who claims to know everything but constantly spews irrelevant drivel and misinterprets queries, forcing you to pay him to rephrase your query 16 times to get anything useful.
Remembering what an unnervingly accurate Toxic Nice Guy they had featured as a villain in Megamind