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Rich Paul, Poor Paul (@beefalo) · DIRTY

Rich Paul, Poor Paul

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I’m hip to Easter Island

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Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· 1d

AI slop for a shit team

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· 18d

Another classic Nellie story, from Mark Medina

"He loved his college coach [at Air Force]. I called the coach up one day after Pop was telling me that he was quite an artist. So I talked to him and told him, 'With Pop's birthday coming up, I'd love to get one of your pieces of art and I'll give it to Pop as a gift. I'll pay whatever you want for it.' He said, 'No, I'd never charge you anything. I'll just send you something.
He sent me a beautiful picture of a Native American. I got the picture and put a beautiful frame on it. Then, I went to an art gallery and told the dealer, "Let's put this in your store; I'm going to pull a prank on Pop. I want to take him in there and have him find the painting. I want you to put a big number on it.' He put a $25,000 tag on it.
So we go to the art store and are just looking around. We try to get Pop to go down this one aisle where the painting is. He's looking around and he sees it. He says, "I think this is from Coach!' He looks at the name and sees the autograph at the bottom. He says, "That's my Coach! That's him!' So I said, 'Is that really, Pop? I'd like to buy it for you.' We take it up to the cashier and he says, 'It's $25,000.' I said, 'Wrap it up and give it to Pop.'
"Pop couldn't believe that I'm buying him a $25,000 painting from his coach. I had all the other assistants with me. So we get the picture wrapped up and we're walking out. He starts crying (laughs). He's literally bawling like a baby. So we decided we're going to tell him about the prank at dinner and that we played a joke on him. We get to dinner and we tell him everything that happened. We had so many laughs over that. We still laugh about it today. Pop kept saying, "God damn it, Nellie; you got me!'"

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Jul 16

This will easily be the highlight of the Giants season for me, thank you @toasterposey.art

Mystery Giants Theater 3000 sticker for donating to LYRIC, on top of Amazon knockoff mousepad that says “San Jose Giants”

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Jun 25

The people who purified MSG with sage after game 3

Ah shit, here we go again.

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Jun 20

Giants pitchers need to write this on their hats

Cover art from God Hates us All by Slayer, which was released on 9/11/01

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Jun 17

The warriors have a chance to do the funniest thing ever with that #11 pick

Hawks are apparently shopping Jonathan Kuminga

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Jun 17

I’m just glad he got one more pool day. You were a motherfucker in a lot of ways but dammit, you were my motherfucker

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Jun 11

Knicks in the 1st 3 quarters/Knicks in the 4th

Thomas Crooks

Lee Harvey Oswald

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 27

Everyone knows Alfred E. Neuman coaches the Denver Nuggets

“What, me worry?”- David Adelman

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 23

Just realized why the Giants still have one space left on the 40 man

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 22

Democratic congresspeople kneeling while wearing kente cloth. A performative gesture that accomplishes absolutely nothing

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 21

This one got me also

The Red Bull from the Last Unicorn

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 20

BREAKING: Giants to unveil new City Connects next Tuesday

Purple cape, black tracksuit, black & white Nike Decades

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 19

The dbacks announcers have been ripping the Giants all night… I hope Posey makes the team listen to it

Now Martin’s scoring off me! Oh, that’s it

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 2

*Simon Le Bon points the mic at the crowd to sing* Me, thanks to @davidjroth.bsky.social : “Byung-hyun Kim”

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· May 1

Back to school, Tony Vitello!

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 30

Nothing like a doubleheader!

Ah shit, here we go again

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 25

Lynch did give away his draft strategy

John Lynch talking about using AI to draft. Lmao

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 24

Bonk! Go to horny jail

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 22

God, Where You At, Bro? It’s me, Margaret

A campaign sign being repurposed with a handwritten note saying “Stop are country is being run by perverts what are you going to do about it” and “God? Where you at bro??”

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 21

Naomi Wolf saying “No!No!!

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 15

“Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Manager That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?”

Bob Melvin, enjoying the start to the Giants season

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Apr 3

Bob and Kelenna looking severely nonplussed

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 31

Tony’s least favorite album

The College Dropout, by Kanye West

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 31

Uhhh… does this mean Vitello listened to Kanye’s last album???

Or you could just take inspiration from
Kanye West.
"I really don't feel like there's been a tightness, like waiting for bad things to happen, or guys yelling at each other," Vitello said. "I just think there's been an
•motional charge of really wanting to do well.
If you ask Kanye - I think he's out with a new album —if you try hard, you die hard.
Strange fellow, but he don't miss much on the music, not that you asked."
There might be some Kanye in the Giants' victory soundtrack. Reporters don't enter the clubhouse for the first 15 or 20 minutes of the song mix. This correspondent can confirm

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 30

Mission accomplished

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 27

TONY VITELLO
BACK TO SCHOOL

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 27

The Giants
Hang in there!

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 26

Thanks to @fansince09.bsky.social for the inspiration

TONY VITELLO GO BACK TO COLLEGE

Rich Paul, Poor Paul@beefalo· Mar 20

Just turning your back on Arizona, smh

Polar pop cup, a ubiquitous sight in the greater Phoenix area

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