beef fizz

@beeffizz

anachronistic recipe enthusiast. try the shrimp wiggle. trans she/her bigots get blocked header: picture of an old cookbook recipe for beef fizz. 2 cans condensed beef broth, 1 cup chilled ginger ale, 2 tablespoons lemon juice pfp: a glass of beef fizz

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beef fizz@beeffizz· Jul 11

futurama envisioned a time 1000 years in the future when a new, better family structure becomes the traditional norm:

fry saying to prof. farnsworth "we may not be a traditional family like the lesbian coven down the street, but we are a family"

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jun 10

wip of one of the darkwater heroes

a wip of one of the hero characters from the warhammer quest: darkwater board game. she's a water mage with red hair, wearing a green dress, and holding a sword and a ewer. i still need to paint her skin, her belt and satchel, her ewer, and the base. this is a head-on view.

beef fizz@beeffizz· Apr 29

beef fizz@beeffizz· Mar 23

a guard from oblivion with a speech bubble above his head, making it look like he's saying the above post

beef fizz@beeffizz· Mar 20

photograph of a woman with a side shave. where her scalp is visible, she has "Blood and Teeth" tattooed in gothic script. there are definitely hitler partical detected in the image

beef fizz@beeffizz· Feb 16

kamala after committing genocide:

beef fizz@beeffizz· Feb 16

a shot of ian malcolm from jurassic park saying "your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should"

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jan 17

i think waffles and pancakes are both delicious

painting by norman rockwell titled "freedom of speech." a man is standing up to speak in a crowded room

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jan 17

marge, lisa, and maggie simpson sitting on a couch. marge is half-shrugging and saying "that's true, but she shouldn't say it."

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jan 16

i always appreciate clear instructions

photograph of an outdoor bench. it's a large stone square with no back rest. on the right side, starting from roughly the center of the square and extending to just past the edge, there is a strange sort of arm rest/side rest thing made out of metal, with the word "sit" cut out. the bench is covered in a light layer of snow

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jan 14

kent brockman at the anchor desk with an image on screen of a cowering man being whipped by a giant ant. brockman is saying "and i, for one, welcome our new insect overlords"

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jan 1

yeah, sounds about right

beef fizz@beeffizz· Dec 25

beef fizz@beeffizz· Dec 19

i love how the most aggressively shitty people all have some variation on this in either their bio or their pinned post yes tracytastic bitchcakes, i'm sure your refusal to even entertain the thought of interacting with people who need financial support is borne of your boundless empathy

pinned post of user Tracytastic Bitchcakes originally posted on 12/12/24

No crypto
No cam girls or onlyfans
No bots
No DMs
No scams
No requests for money.
No racism
No homophobia
No misogyny
No transphobes
No abused/ailing animals-I'm overly empathetic and it exacerbates my anxiety

I'm here for the resistance not your disingenuous bullshit.

beef fizz@beeffizz· Oct 24

just in case the nazi defender blocks me or removes the quote:

skeet from Old Glory Robot Insurance supermills.bsky.social

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had more skeletons in his closet. He kind of gives me the creeps, but the dog pile on him feels extremely manufactured. There are hardly even any news articles about this nazi tattoo, it’s purely an online issue.

beef fizz@beeffizz· Oct 4

can you even imagine whining this much, while you're actively choosing to make life harder for chronically ill people?

a post and its responses:

prisonculture
i want to once again encourage everyone who can to take advantage of opportunities to gather with others in person. it's more important than ever. it was wonderful to be with folks today at communiversary. we'll be back at it next saturday. join in if interested.

beef fizz
cool. well, i'm disabled and chronically ill, and you've all decided to embrace eugenics and force people like me into isolation. so fuck me, i guess

prosonculture
please don't do this in a stranger's mentions.

beef fizz@beeffizz· Oct 4

oh look, he's a literal crybully

screenshot of a post from sandy ernest allen
alright, the bullies have actually made me cry, not joking. i'm logging out.

beef fizz@beeffizz· Sep 29

the timeline is timelining

the above post on my timeline, immediately followed by a post from alyson greaves

beef fizz@beeffizz· Sep 13

i can't think of a more concise depiction of this moment in history

two individual skeets on the skyline

Raea 🦋✨️🏳️‍⚧️🏴
bsky suspended my gf for posting she's glad he's dead. this is so ridiculous, if someone spends their life trying to end yours you can't be glad they failed? when trump dies will this site penalize people celebrating? bluesky management white supremacist as hell

Andrew Lawrence
but when he said it he was wearing a suit and tie

beef fizz@beeffizz· Sep 7

why is taco bell hitting on me?

three packets of taco bell fire sauce, each with a message on it. the messages are "marry me!" "take me home" and "too bad you're not single"

beef fizz@beeffizz· Sep 2

beef fizz@beeffizz· Aug 27

gonna keep going with silver bordered stuff. with all the ways to make token copies of creatures these days, this thing could get unruly *really* quick

s.n.o.t.
g
creature - ooze
unhinged common
you may have s.n.o.t. enter stuck to another creature named s.n.o.t. if you do, all those creatures form a single creature. s.n.o.t.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named s.n.o.t. stuck together to form it. (one is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 s.n.o.t.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
*^2 / *^2

beef fizz@beeffizz· Aug 27

tracy jordan from 30 rock. he's excitedly saying to liz lemon "i finally understand the ending of the sixth sense. those names are the people who worked on the movie"

beef fizz@beeffizz· Aug 22

since i did the bfg for a big creature, i feel like i should keep up the silver-border streak. this little guy doesn't just have haste, he's got super haste

rocket-powered turbo slug
3r
creature - slug
unhinged uncommon
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
3/1
illustrated by franz vohlwinkel

beef fizz@beeffizz· Aug 20

this is THE big honkin' blorbo

two mtg cards put together to form a single creature

b.f.m. (big furry monster) bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
summon the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see
unglued rare
you must play both b.f.m. cards to put b.f.m. into play. if either b.f.m. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
b.f.m. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.
"it was big. really, really big. no, bigger than that. even bigger. keep going. more. no, more. look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. it was big!" -arna kennerüd, skyknight
99/99
illustrated by douglas schuler

beef fizz@beeffizz· Aug 12

screenshot of a post from Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social I think it's funny how people think that South Park is a "centrist" show that "teaches that its cool to not care" when they're the ones who took a hard stance and quite literally put their lives on the line against radical groups because of cartoon depictions of Muhammad

beef fizz@beeffizz· Aug 9

a man from an "i think you should leave" sketch. he is saying "shut up, paul"

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jul 23

a jug of ortho bed bug, flea, and tick killer with applicator wand

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jul 18

was this the customer?

beef fizz@beeffizz· Jun 18