The Disaster Autist

@beerz4yearz

he/him/*bloodcurdling scream* Canuck the Crow stan acct. This poster supports corvids and their agenda. yee caw pardner

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The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· 8h

Screencap of Brian David Gilbert speaking in one of his videos. He's standing in front of a bulletin board with multiple printouts pinned to it with yarn connecting them. An image of a piranha plant skeleton from Mario emerging out of a green pipe is to the left of his face. His question is captioned: "Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· 3d

Screencap of a prompt from Dropout's show "Make Some Noise." All-caps black text on a white background reads; "Marvel announces Phase 5 is all Raisin Man"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· 4d

u know what time is it

A staged photo of a container of Old Bay seasoning. The seasoning is stored in a rectangular tin that is taller rather than wide or long. The lid is red. The sides are mostly goldenrod-ish yellow with blue accents. All-caps blocky lettering reads "OLD BAY SEASONING"; smaller text reads "For Seafood, Poultry, Salads, Meats". To the left there's an image of a crab, captioned "CRABS", as well as a shrimp, captioned "SHRIMP". Some Old Bay seasoning is poured out of the container and in front of it, forming a mound of seasoning that obscures some of the text on the container.

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· 22d

Four-panel image macro featuring screenshots of Rowdy Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's film "They Live". In the top-left panel, Piper pulls his shades down in a bookstore to see the text "the groups" in the top-right panel. In the bottom-left panel, Piper puts his shades back on to see the text "[word salad of various slurs]" in the bottom-right panel.

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Jul 10

So it was the goose that created value! 🤔

Screenshot from a SoftBank investor slide deck. A goose stands triumphantly, its wings aloft. To its right are three golden eggs. The goose is labeled:

Goose value
71

Text in the upper right reads:

It was the goose
that created value
74 - 3 = 71

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Jul 9

Any time I see one of these Twitter "intellectuals" post one of these screeds on an alleged micro-blogging platform

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Jun 29

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Jun 10

A panel from the graphic novel Watchmen. Doctor Manhattan is in the foreground, turned away from the viewer, looking up to the stars. A panel above him reads: "I am tired of earth. These streamers. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 29

honestly, looking at pictures of Gregory Peck, I think you could credibly say he invented and perfected mogging

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 26

Most normal RFK Jr video:

A Man's Life magazine cover. There is a truly insane painting on the cover. A shirtless, conventionally handsome white man is waist deep in a marsh, bleeding and grimacing. He is holding a seemingly unconscious white woman, who is draped across his right arm. Her cleavage is exposed from her red blouse to reveal bleeding scratch marks on her chest. The pair is being assaulted by a horde of aggressive turtles. Multiple turtles are swimming toward them. One turtle has climbed up the man's right shoulder and appears to be biting his ear. Another turtle is latched onto the man's left arm, in which he's holding a blood-stained hunting knife. Another turtle tumbles through the air with a knife wound, presumably after being stabbed by the man.

Other captions on the cover read:
"San Antonio: Home of Texas' Love Happy Girls"
"Belly Up Dead"
"Masculine inadequacies drive women nuts!"
"Chewed to bits by giant turtles"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 23

Classic @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com post: "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 22

Israel lobby really be like

Snowclone of the classic Principal Skinner meme. Principal Skinner from The Simpsons stands in front of a derelict 4H Club location which is in really rough shape. In the first panel, he asks, "am I so out of touch?" In the second, he resolutely states, "No. It's the voters who are wrong."

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 16

lol. lmao, even

Matt Baldwin's pinned skeet from November 8, 2023. (User: @this brokenwheel.bsky.social) It reads:

"Have picked up a lot of new followers recently, so: a (re)Dedication of Principles:
1) this is a diverse and queer-friendly place, inc. trans people
2) zero tolerance for anyone sharing, defending, or promoting AI "art"
3) I have a lot of interests, so expect posts covering a wide rage (con't)" [sic]

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 11

Looking at some of his Reddit posts, I have concerns that he is going to change the culture much... lol

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 10

Happy Mother's Day from this legend

Classic post from user The Lost Paladin (@paladinlost.bsky.social): "My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly."

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 8

How everyone looks toward @mtsw.bsky.social when the NYT cranks out some pro-Trump horseshit yet again

Screencap from The Simpsons episode "Bart Gets Famous", S5E12. The view is from Bart's first person perspective. Everyone in Bart's classroom has turned to look at him with excitement and anticipation. Milhouse is in the middle of saying "say the line, Bart"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 6

dawg,

Screenshot from one of the Harry Potter films. Scene is taking place in Gringotts bank. An insignia on the floor is corcled in red and looks very much like a Star of David

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· May 5

Last panel of the classic Matt Bors comic. A medieval peasant says "We should improve society somewhat." The tedious scold pointing out everyone's 'hypocrisy' says: "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent." Image is cropped so the speech bubble arrow can appear beneath the parent post.

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 26

Meme of the girls playing dodgeball.
Throwing girl: Apollo
Dodgeball: the gift of prophecy
Other girls: Karoline Leavitt for some fucking reason

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 17

A low-res stock photo of girls playing dodgeball on a lawn. One girl in the foreground looks gleeful and is about to throw the dodgeball at three other girls in the background. The foreground girl is labeled as "Apollo", the dodgeball is labeled "the gift of prophesy", and the three background girls are labeled "random internet users just trying to be comedic"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 10

this person is just a misogynist, simple as. username / pfp looked familiar and, lo and behold, look what they had to say about Kat Abughazaleh. apparently she "hooked male journos" and owes any shred of credit to her boyfriend

Screenshot of a Bluesky post from user PhoenixWomanMN (@phoenixwomanmn.bsky.social) from March 22nd, 2026, reading:

"She hooked aging male journos by being cute as a button, she had & spent the most $, she had nat'l support & money thanks to her boyfriend's friends, she had tons of free media from her boyfriend's friends, & the field was split 19 ways, which meant she didn't need 50% to win.

She still lost."

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 10

u rang

A picture of Irish revolutionary and labor leader James Connolly, sitting, somewhat reclined, in front of some shrubbery, with perhaps a mild grin on his face.

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 9

Every time I see a Trump "truth"

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 9

I think it's disingenuous to call it a lie. A perfectly good-faith reading of the response is "it is unclear how many WOULD HAVE been detained because they were able to effectively evade ICE." it also does not undermine their original point that illegal detention was used to intimidate the movement

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 9

Perhaps never been a better moment for this classic

Mike Ginn's legendary tweet: "My 'Not involved in human trafficking' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 8

Not the same guy, but the original guy Adam was dogwalking appears to have blocked me for linking to the Wikipedia page for "Nakba" lol. Guess learning about history is upsetting!

Clearsky "blocked by" view for user @beerz4yearz.bsky.social. Shows user @bradmossesq.bsky.social is blocking as of a few minutes before this post.

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 8

lmao

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 7

Donated in Ben Ryan's honor 🙌 unblock me pls Ben senpai I have many nice things to say to you 🥹

A screenshot of a $52.55 donation to the Trans Youth Emergency Project, in honor of "journalist" Benjamin Ryan.

The Disaster Autist@beerz4yearz· Apr 6

It's definitely an Object of Power