blaire

@befuddledblaire

i meower kno wots goin on 🤷🏻‍♀️ verrryy confoosed 😳 completely befuddled 😳 5 yo ♀️🌻 chimkin enthusiast 🐥 i loaf u fren 🤍 momb's a she/her

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blaire@befuddledblaire· 5d

[mombager's note]

A close up photo of the leg from which blood was drawn. The cutest little boot.

blaire@befuddledblaire· 5d

i'd been STORVED fur OURS amd then i got CATTENAPPED amd thrown into a BIGGE BOCKS WITH WHEELS amd then mine BLUD wos STOLEN fur eggsperimemts but i SURVIVED 👑

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat standing on the floor, with her pink carrier behind her. She's just come back from the vet and is now yelling triumphantly. She survived. Her eyes are alive, she's smiling. Blaire has mid-length fur, and now her front leg is wrapped in this veterinary wrap where she had her blood drawn from, making it look very skinny and as if she was wearing a boot. The caption says 'I'd been starved for hours, and then I got kidnapped and thrown into a big box with wheels, and then my blood was stolen for experiments. But I survived.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· 7d

zzzZzzZz 😴

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying comfortably on her mom's mint sweats. She's on her side, her cheek is squished into the fabric and she looks so, so adorable! You can tell this is a good nap.

blaire@befuddledblaire· 13d

hello litol one,, i tink u got lost, dis ismt pahree

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat (featuring one of her chubby cheeks), staring at a light pink wall, on which there is a ladybug. It's climbing up the wall, leaving Blaire in complete amazement. The caption says 'Hello, little one. I think you got lost, this isn't Paris' - obviously referencing one of her favourite shows, 'Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir'.

blaire@befuddledblaire· 16d

'smol', 2026, samsomg fone, by momb

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, loafing on the floor. Her tail is not tucked under. Blaire looks quite small here. And this photo made her management realise just how much darker her fur has got now that it's summer. The caption says 'Small, 2026, a Samsung Phone, by mom'.

blaire@befuddledblaire· 18d

is catchoop jam if tomatoez r froot

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on a grey couch like a human. She looks quite confused, lost in thought. You can tell she's having a big, big thought indeed. And she looks bamboozled by it. Can we take a moment to appreciate the shine in her fluffy fur and how soft her tail looks here? The caption says 'Is ketchup jam if tomatoes are fruit?'

blaire@befuddledblaire· 20d

cam u politeley 'go fluff urself' like ontie h is tellimg u to?

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on her little wooden tower, on top of which she usually sleeps. There is a wall light right next to it and it has a visitor - a little moth that Blaire is now investigating with curiosity. She's leaning over to get closer to it. She knows this isn't good - her auntie has an extreme phobia of moths. And it's 2am. The caption says 'Can you politely go fuck yourself like Auntie H is telling you to?'.

blaire@befuddledblaire· 21d

mleko fur neko

Blaire is now inspecting a tube of condensed milk, a classic Polish treat. The caption says 'Mleko ('milk' in Polish) for neko ('cat' in Japanese).'

blaire@befuddledblaire· 21d

must inspecc

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat inspecting her mom's new sweets. The first one shows her looking down at a small packet of cube-shaped gummies in an adorable packaging. Then, in the second one, she's sniffing Fruitella and Mentos. She's very glad they're now vegan and mom can eat them again! The caption says 'Must inspect.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jul 8

i alseo got a new POOTER but. momb has none 'i-tea' branesells amd she freakimg. funked da it oop... here is me amd mine pooter minots beefur tragedie struck. i told momb not to worrey but. she sayes 'blor i freakimg. funked da it oop'

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on the floor, right next to her new computer. Blaire is in motion blur, as she's trying to get past it and investigate it further from a different side. The caption says "I also got a new computer but... mom has no IT brain cells and she freaking fucked it up. Here is me and my computer minutes before tragedy struck. I told mom not to worry, but she says 'Blaire, I freaking fucked it up.'"

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jul 8

ontie is here amd yam. teachimg her DISTANSE ⛔️🚫

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being fed a liquid cat treat by her auntie. Blaire makes sure not to be too close. She's straining her neck as far as she can. Simultaneously she looks absolutely hilarious - her body says 'be careful', but her eyes scream 'GOGURT!'. They're so full of appreciation. The caption says 'Auntie is here and I'm teaching her DISTANCE.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jul 4

bestie i got u sum. magno joos🥭🧃lemme jus fimd maybe a littol treet to go with da it uhm yam on it. donut worrey,, enjoye ur magno joos 🥭🧃

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat sniffing and investigating a bottle of mango juice. So intriguing! The caption says 'Bestie, I got you some mango juice. Let me just maybe find a little treat to go with it. I'm on it. Uhm, don't worry, enjoy your mango juice.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 28

The 'is the sun bothering you my queen?' meme template, where on the right we've got someone's hand with a gun pointing at the sun and on the left there is a picture of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on top of a sofa and clinging to a cold wall for some comfort in this terrible heat.

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 27

uhm... it camt bee....

A close up photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat's bamboozled and sweet little face. She is in denial. The caption says 'Uhm, it can't be.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 27

bestie... wot happemed to u... y r u sew SMOL

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat looking down at you. She's on top of a grey sofa. She looks absolutely majestic. Her round fluffy cheeks are spilling out of her collar. Her paws look soft and kissable. Her stare might come off as a little judgemental, especially with her pursed mouth, but she doesn't mean it. She is slightly terrified, though. Why are you so small? Or is it her that is reminiscent of a giant statue of a dictator? We might never know. Not many would (or at least should) mind that. The caption says 'Bestie... what happened to you? Why are you so SMALL?'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 26

loaf my coolimg matte! how it's jus there doimg its job of lookimg cool. :)

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat loafing on the floor in front of her cooling mat, which she doesn't know how to use. It's too hot to think, perhaps. The caption says 'Love my cooling mat! How it's just there, doing its job of looking cool.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 26

eggstremely moved by dis new developmimt: da forgormemt of blorble is eggspected to halt in da followimg weeks due to 'summor brake which means no skool'. da 'summor brake which means no skool' acitibity programme incloods evemts such as: BLORSDAYE, gettimg a new pooter, a visit from ontie, SNAMCKS

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat chilling on top of a black backpack. Her round little face appears quite sad, it looks as if she was completely overwhelmed and about to cry. She's okay, just very moved! And her polite little paws look very fluffy and kissable. The caption says 'Extremely moved by this new development: forgetting Blaire is expected to halt in the following weeks due to summer break, which means no school. 'Summer break, which means no school' activity program includes activities such as Blaire's birthday, getting a new computer, a visit from auntie, snacks.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 19

pleamse. do not ,mine rhublorb

Another photo of Blaire and her rhubarb. Here, she is sniffing it. Her face occupies half of the picture, she's very, very close. And you can tell she is very focused. Sniffing the rhubarb is a serious matter. 'Please, don't (touch) my rhubarb)'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 19

an gorl amd her rhublorb ❤️🩷💚

A 0.5 photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat and her newest obsession: a bag of rhubarb. She's on a sofa with her rhubarb. She looks silly and extremely adorable at the same time. Her paws are just so tiny here. But you can still tell how soft they must be. The caption says 'Just a girl and her rhubarb'.

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 8

yam onored to announse mine new shoffer- ontie h, who passed her drivimg test todaye. yam soor we will go on maney wondreful carre rides togethre amd none of em will be to da vet fur soor beecoz she is not a traitor amd i domt have a check oop due neckst monf 😇

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being held and hugged by her auntie, whose face is covered for privacy. You can tell Blaire is not a big fan of these hugs but she loves her auntie very much. The terror in her eyes is temporary but her love for auntie is forever. The caption says 'I am honoured to announce my new chauffeur - Auntie H, who passed her driving test today. I'm sure we will go on many wonderful car rides together and none of them will be to the vet for sure because she is not a traitor and I don't have a check up due next month.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 5

waitimg to collect my pet taks from da bed i inherited from my onse beloafed unkol amd dat i now let ontie eep in :)

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting adorably on top of a bunk bed. She is so high up that the camera cannot be on her level. And a mezzanine is not so high over her head, creating a tight and dark space, which Blaire just loves to spend her time in. She looks extremely adorable here, her tail is up and she's wagging it slowly with anticipation. Her fluffy fur makes her look like a cloud and as if you could bury your hand in it like she's a plushie. She might as well be. The caption says 'Waiting to collect my pet tax from the bed I inherited from my once beloved uncle and that I now let my auntie sleep in.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· Jun 1

HAPPEY PRIDE 🩷 BLORBIE LOAFS U 🌈

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 28

u r doimg grate bestie :) keep it oop. keep goimgs! ❤️

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat, lying nonchalantly on a pile of freshly ironed clothes. A red shirt is right under Blaire, making her look even more majestic with all her fluffiness and stuff. Her front legs are stretched out over the pile. She looks confident. Her little mouth and chubby cheeks are simply the cutest. The caption says 'You are doing great, bestie. Keep it up. Keep going.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 27

ATTENSHUN. i'd be sew happey if u gonsidered helpimg mine fren if u cam afford to :) foto fur attenshun

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat lying on her side on a grey sofa. She's staring at the camera. You can tell she is a little bit sleepy. The caption says 'Attention! I'd be so happy if you considered helping my friend (if you can afford to). A photo for attention'.

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 27

a propre tee spillimg seshun where i judged her enembies eggstra hard 🩷

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat chilling on a black backpack. She is making funny faces, clearly expressing her disgust, judgement and confusion. One of her eyes is squinted here. In the other picture she is taken aback, almost physically as well. She is just so overwhelmed. Why? 'A proper tea-spilling session where I judged her enemies extra hard.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 26

happey mothre's daye to mine MOMB. da secomd womban evre (aftre pimk panferess) but da first amd onley womban to give me GOGORTS without me havimg to aske. fanks momby 🥰

A slightly awkward, yet extremely adorable front camera selfie of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat. Her face occupies nearly the entire photo. She has the cutest little mouth and hear ears appear tiny and pointy. Her nose is just asking to be kissed. The caption says 'Happy Mother's Day to my mom! The second woman ever (after Pink Pantheress), but the first and only woman to ever give me gogurts without me having to ask. Thanks, mommy!'

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 21

when cattes saye they like beimg inside a bocks they mean on their owne termbs...

Close up photos of Blaire's horrified and confused face. You can tell this whole thing has deeply affected her. The caption says 'When cats say they like being inside a box, they mean on their own terms.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 21

wot do u timk aboute da birdaye gift fur mine gogsistor?? as u cam tell. yam bamboozld by dis litol kiton stuck inside... free my gorl. not a fan.

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat standing behind a Sylvanian Families playset with two matching mystery bags on top. It's called a Daydream Parade Playset and it's essentially this moon piece, to which a dreamy airplane is attached, and a matching train. The set includes a little kitten figurine, which clearly upsets Blaire. You can tell because she's staring at the person behind the camera with much concern and bamboozlement. She is terrified and deeply worried about the kitten. The caption says 'What do you think about the birthday gift for my godsister? As you can tell, I'm bamboozled by this little kitten stuck inside. Free my girl. Not a fan.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 15

pee oh vee: it is fud deliverie daye. momb brimgs ur snamcks and ur ✨️ supa eggstra sekret childron's daye gift ✨️ home amd goes to da basemimt to unload ur fud. she comes backe amd dis u, rollimg in ur ✨️ supa eggstra sekret childron's daye gift ✨️ amd now she has to get u a new one 😼

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, lying on the floor on the back with her head upside down. She's staring straight at us, trying to look innocent. She's rolling in cat nip that's been illegally scattered all over the floor. She's simply hilarious. The caption says 'POV: It's food delivery day. Mom brings your snacks and your SUPER EXTRA SECRET CHILDREN'S DAY GIFT home and goes to the basement to unload your food. She comes back and this is you, rolling in your SUPER EXTRA SECRET CHILDREN'S DAY GIFT, and now she has to get you a new one.'

blaire@befuddledblaire· May 13

HEY ‼️ yam jus hamgimg out here