The Belladonna Comedy
@belladonnacomedy
The Belladonna is a comedy and satire site by women and marginalized genders for everyone. Because we aren't funny. We're hilarious. 🌺💉 thebelladonnacomedy.com
“Inside Pearl’s Confounding Space.” By Emily Rae Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Don’t pretend you’re not on Twitter — you’re the devil for Godsakes!” By @meg-it-happen.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“My second alarm goes off at seemingly a higher volume than before. I’ve entered another REM cycle.” By Ally Bush Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Many researchers faint at the first whiff, but I’ve been microdosing perfume samples at great expense to the university.” By Bernadette Kelly Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“An Exploration of Teenage Priorities During the Collapse of Civilization.” By @nashaejwriter.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Your mind has gone fuzzy and you are having trouble recalling simple words.” By Elizabeth Simone Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“With as much respect as I can muster, get it together, man.” By Tessia Sue Phillips Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“The real threat facing America lies not just in the swollen bellies of non-American women, but in foreign ball sacks.” By Kate Chrisman Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Follow this recipe and taste America!” By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“I understand every young nation goes through a hoe phase, but it’s time you matured.” By Zoe Friesen Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Prep for the meeting with HR that has suddenly appeared on your calendar.” By @laurita-jane.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Even and especially the ‘bad’ ones.” By @emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“In an attempt to assert some control of my story, I have assigned the sole beneficiary to be DATELINE-NBC.” By Rachael Paradis Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Thanks all! thank you. Thanks so much!! Thx.” By @vikshulevich.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Sunscreaming; Thermoguilt; Literal Seasonal Burnout.” By @duchessofwinnipeg.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“One Brave Woman Breaks the Fourth Wall.” By Sara Saedi Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Finally addressing my haters.” By Cynthia Bonacum Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Brought to you by algae.” By @alicemphillips.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Knickolas Knickleby” By Elizabeth Simone & @annapook.bsky.social Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“How can you look at yourself in the mirror while I’m slung about with applesauce and mulch in my hair?” By Torie Johnson Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“I like to reflect on the importance of family dinner when I’m on a business trip, scouring the menu at a Michelin starred restaurant.” By Megan Rogers Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Because wrangling your friends and suppressing your anger at them is how you show love!” By Chelsea Spirito Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
“Gaze upon my rugged good looks and not the patient bleeding out before me.” By Kara Panzer Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/a-days-work-...
“You love the Boyfriend Tee, but have you experienced these?” By Maria Choong Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/more-from-ou...
“Take a drink, share a drink.” By Lynn Vieira Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/faqs-for-sta...
“I was most vexed by a distressing discovery: all tables were occupied.” By @ericaliesalot.bsky.social Kerry Elson & Sarah Garfinkel Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/searching-fo...
“The ultimate guide to ensuring a major gifting opportunity doesn’t land your tail out on the curb.” By Lauren McDowell Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/forget-the-s...
“Sweetie, can I call you back? I’m with Alice… Uh, because her husband just died… You’re sure this can’t wait?” By Diane Roth Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/loving-repli...
“Can anything in life, particularly in King Kandy’s Candy Kingdom, truly be earned?” By Bethan Owen Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/an-open-lett...