Ben Schultz
@ben
Old white male hetero cisgender pickup-truck-driving baseball-cap-wearing liberal. Sailing, LSU, Saints, travel, rock-and-roll, math, and science rule. Online & links to other socials at
Both of these are stupid takes. A Buc-ees on the Massachusetts Turnpike would crush.
Tommy White with his first MLB hit in his 3rd at bat. Also got to see Gage Jump start and Dylan Crews score this game.
Not yucking your favorite pornography, but phrases like “marinated overnight in lime” are what makes my nether regions come alive.
25 year old classic. I’ve never listened to anything else he put out, even though this one is ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I know this is fake because no grown ass adult would order chicken tenders. Not to mention the subtotal is wrong and it looks really fake.
This pic would suggest that I have two job-holding dogs, but one of them has a few feet firmly planted in camp dipshit.
Hell yeah, Bluesky. Dry January is over. Who wants to come over and get drunk?
Bring it on, Jack Frost. The tropicals will be dead tomorrow or they won’t, but I did what I could.
It’s halftime and almost half of my feed is the will they/won’t they couple. They’re definitely on whatever replaced Ellen one day this week.
The new cats are fine with the dogs, but one has decided that he’s all in on dog breath.
Let me just fix that news alert for you right quick @nytimes.com In an attempt to distract from the fact that the President raped children, The Trump administration announced an aggressive plan to continue dismantling the Education Department.
One half into the Arch Manning era, and he has slipped from Heisman favorite to Heisman co-favorite.
I’ve framed it like this before, but it’s really how I think. There’s another universe where the President didn’t deploy storm troopers to distract from his drug addicted car maker buddy calling him a child-fucker. I’m jealous of the me over in that universe.