Ben Burns
@benburnz
Quartermaster of grimoire distribution and lecturer in 'Applied Evil Play Backing' at @bloodontheclocktower.com. Referee for @norollsbarred.bsky.social. Lover of all things gaming and roleplaying.
The World Cup has provided some top tier commentary moments, but I feel like this guy's cat going feral and moving to live in Preston is the winner. RIP Bob the Cat.
In Derby we have an art installation that's a bunch of metal chairs of various heights. One night, when we were really drunk, we gave our mate a phone and got them to climb the tallest one and take a snap of us. Now I feel like we need to form a band so that we can use this on our debut album sleeve
Just looking for a restaurant nearby and noticed some joker has set up a fake one at their mate's house.
I will never get used to watching TV and just randomly seeing my own face staring back at me.
Super excited to showcase something a little bit different on the YouTube channel today. I played with some of the Aussie Survivor Alumni! It'll be live in a few hours.
I pretty much always get the free games on Epic each week, so now I've got months of this creepy, dead-eyed, potted plant woman staring at me every day.
Just a reminder to all of you fine folks that I'll be at @demonswake.bsky.social, the biggest social deduction convention in Europe, this summer. Tickets go on sale to the early access list at midday this Friday! Come play some Clocktower! linktr.ee/demonswake
The Clocktower cruise was absolutely gruelling. No idea how I survived it, frankly.
MFW I'm trying to explain to my other Minion how my dumbass Wizard wish will actually benefit the evil team.
Leeds Hockey team did not ask my permission before making me their mascot.