Bene Jesserit

@benejesserit

Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked good. Born and bred Tar Heel. My TBR list is always too long. She/her.

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Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· 25d

Rewatching Hunt for the Wilderpeople in honor of Sam Neill. What a goddamn beautiful little movie. Majestical.

Sam Neill and Julian Dennison in Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· 26d

Little King Jimothy.

Linda Belcher watching Little King Trash Mouth, her favorite raccoon. Linda is labeled INTERNET and Little King Trash Mouth is labeled JIMOTHY.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· 29d

Omg Chester on these covers looks so much like my son. I loved Bunnicula.

A fluffy red silver Maine Coon cat and his catnip came

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 14

David Duchovny as Fox Mulder, quoting that the best bachelor pad would be a UFO

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 9

Finn just killed and ate a mosquito. Everyone say good job, Finn!

A fluffy pastel ginger Maine Coon cat, being very in the way on my WFH setup.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 9

If you hate AI and/or love horror as much as I do, then I can’t recommend this bad boy enough. Another Paul Tremblay banger.

Pic of the novel ‘Dead but Dreaming of Electric Sheep’ by Paul Tremblay.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 8

Mitch McConnell spotted out and about in DC.

A naked body flopping out of a coffin on Coffin Flops. They're allowed to show them nude because they ain't got no souls.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 5

See also

Charlie Kelly on the shrimp/party/house boat

Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws, peering around a piling

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 5

Charlie Kelly talking about ghouls, except it’s sharks now.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 5

Realized that Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws has big Charlie Kelly energy.

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 3

Margo Price putting out an EP of protest songs while mainstream country is licking boots is such a killer move. I love her so much.

The cover for Margo Price’s new EP, Days of Unrest.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 2

John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jul 1

Is the Golden Path communism

The Hardball dummies debating Leto II Atreides, God Emperor. Tucker Carlson is still the bigger worm.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 30

Vance reading one of those signs.

The Garfield “Huh, I wonder who that’s for” meme.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 18

After the Widow’s Bay finale, I just love her so much.

Ruth Livingston from the show Widow’s Bay. I want her to be my grandma.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 14

They Will Kill You is so silly and fun. It’s like if Kill Bill had a baby with Nat Cassidy’s Nestlings, and that baby was another entry in the Good for Her cinematic universe.

Zazie Beetz as Asia in the movie They Will Kill You, wielding a flaming axe.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 11

Billion dollar merch idea: pet-sized Kikurage masks.

En and Kikurage from Dorohedoro. Kikurage is a perfect little guy. So goblin-coded. My beloved.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 7

We love our brainwashed, scantily clad teenage girl army, don’t we, folks? M. Bison, he certainly likes his ladies young.

M. Bison and his army of teenage girls. Very normal. Very not suspicious.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 4

Good for her.

Kate O’Flynn as Patricia on the absolutely fantastic show Widow’s Bay

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Jun 1

I don’t know who needs to hear this but

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 31

Finn stands with Sandal!!!

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 28

Shoutout to Natsuki, my fellow squinty-eyed sweetie pie.

Natsuki from Dorohedoro. She’s a cutie pie with a cross tattoo on one eye, and also not much in the way of eyes.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 27

Y’all wanna’ see the worst company car in America?

A Cyber Truck with a very poorly designed wrap advertising a THC and CBD dispensary called Hemp Generation.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 14

I am SO invested in these two and their whole deal.

Shin and Noi from Dorohedoro. They should make out.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 12

Saw some REAL ART for sale at Bergdorf Goodman.

Black and white photos overlaid with sparkly technicolor Simpsons

Black and white photo of a fancy pool with palm trees, and also sparkly Barney in a pink bikini is there.

Sparkly cutout of Marge Simpson in a green gown

Interiors magazine cover, and also Homer Simpson is riding a tiny clown bike.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 8

When you’re a cute bitch but also a spooky bitch.

Two necklaces. One is a tiny gold skull with diamond eyes, and the other is a tiny gold UFO with a pearl on top.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 5

IDK I’m getting Sephiroth

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· May 5

I reposted this dumb meme on Instagram and my mom messaged me like, “Wow that’s really bad, I hope [your boss] doesn’t follow you.” Gotta’ love moms.

Meme of Princess Leia saying “work sucks” and Han Solo replying, “I know.” Note Blink-182 over Leia’s shoulder.

Bene Jesserit@benejesserit· Apr 29

The latest episode of Dorohedoro has so much Kikurage and omfg I would die for Kikurage but it’s fine because she’d bring me back when it’s snack time.