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Benno

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I got kicked out of Ravenna. Had to move to the lagoon and build a more equitable society.

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Benno@benno· 22d

OpenAI's latest PR release.

Based on a previous meme template, a badly drawn figure is at a badly drawn computer. The figure says to the computer "put on a black hoodie and say i'm in". The computer responds "I'M IN". The figure says "oh my god".

Benno@benno· 23d

Benno@benno· Jul 9

What I learned from @andrewhickey.500songs.com's latest episode.

Benno@benno· Jul 9

I just noticed the distinct similarity in rough design between Count Binface's helmet and Klek de Poitrine's head. Same species of alien, perhaps?

Count Binface. Of note is that the "visor" of his helmet lights up, while his "mouth" is at human eye level.

Klek de Poitrine, of the band Angine de Poitrine. Of note is that his eyes light up, and his "mouth" visibly has rather human-looking eyes looking out through it.

Benno@benno· Jun 26

The Distracted Girlfriend meme. The guy being ogled has his head replaced with a golden egg, and the other, we could say "unvalued", guy has been mostly replaced by a goose.

Benno@benno· Jun 15

"Draw me like one of your French pups..."

A miniature dachshund puppy lying on his back on someone's lap. His tummy is facing away from the camera but he's looking back at the camera over his shoulder in a way that could read as "flirtatious" in humans.

Benno@benno· Jun 11

"Peanut butter? Never touch the stuff..."

A miniature dachshund puppy. He's looking at the camera. He's also licking his nose because there's peanut butter on it.

Benno@benno· Jun 3

Adelaide begs to differ.

Benno@benno· May 28

Introducing the Skritch Gremlin.

A miniature dachshund puppy. He's lying on his back on a bed, which has led to his ears flopping outwards which along with a somewhat wide-eyed expression and some visible teeth make him look very gremlin-y. He's also getting tummy skritches.

Benno@benno· May 26

"Sir, are you aware that you're a dog?"

A miniature dachshund puppy. He's looking off to the side and seems completely calm.

The same puppy but now he's looking straight at the camera and looks concerned.

Benno@benno· May 21

Benno@benno· May 15

It's cruel and unusual to have to be at work and then to be sent pictures like this.

A long-haired miniature dachshund puppy asleep in a bag.

Benno@benno· May 13

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Me with our 9-week-old miniature dachshund who is asleep on me. It is weapons-grade cute.

Benno@benno· May 8

Newest member of the family: Biscuit.

A dachshund puppy sitting my lap.

Benno@benno· Apr 30

This one is for @pollytics.bsky.social and @grogsgamut.bsky.social.

A chart comparing the rise in support for One Nation (an Australian right-wing political party) and ownership of air fryers. It is disturbingly correlated.

Benno@benno· Apr 17

🎶 It's a beautiful world we live in, a sweet romantic place...

Benno@benno· Apr 13

Benno@benno· Mar 11

Never forget.

Benno@benno· Mar 3

Looks like he’s cool with Calipers Claire too…

Benno@benno· Feb 13

I figured this deserved linking...

Benno@benno· Feb 3

Dear Palace Cinemas, Huh? With regards, Confused.

A drop-down menu from a website that asks you to select your state. The options are then, in order:

Melbourne
Sydney
Brisbane
Perth
Canberra
Byron Bay and Ballina
Ballarat
The Astor
Overlook Bar (The Astor)

Benno@benno· Feb 3

Clearly you've imported this excellent program from UK's COVID response:

Screenshot of a new website headline which reads "Eat Out to Help Out sees Newcastle the busiest it has been since March lockdown".

A sub-head reads "Rishi Sunak's Half-price meal offer is proving a much-need(sic) boost to Newcastle and Sunderland restaurants".

Benno@benno· Jan 29

Some of the kids were watching Wicked last night and I walked in just at the point were Elphaba has got her broomstick and is trying to convince Galinda to go with her and I had to make this.

Elphaba (Cynthia Erivo) from the movie Wicked, holding her broomstick and looking back over her shoulder. Text has been overlaid that reads "GET ON LOSER, WE'RE DEFYING GRAVITY".

Benno@benno· Jan 28

This is terrible. How are we going to get perfect photos like this any more?

Benno@benno· Jan 27

The three Spider-Mans pointing at each other meme. A title at the bottom reads "The Debate Over Which Masthead Let The Fascism In". The Spider-Mans are labelled "New York Times", "The Atlantic", and "Washington Post".

Benno@benno· Jan 13

Gift ideas for @andrewhickey.500songs.com... hachyderm.io/@andrewharve...

Screenshot of a post from a Mastodon instance. The post reads "Finally installed one of the gifts I gave my wife for Christmas: the most musician-coded key storage solution."

The attached image shows a panel mounted to a wall with four 1/4" audio jack sockets. In three of the sockets are keyrings that attached to 1/4" audio jacks so they can be stored by inserting the jack into the socket.

Benno@benno· Dec 24

I’m in this area and I don’t like it.

A doorway in a very bland looking wall. It has a sign above it that reads “Online area”.

Benno@benno· Nov 20

Dear Asteroid...

Benno@benno· Nov 18

Here's some Rule 34 for you, @stilgherrian.com

Benno@benno· Nov 14

He looks like he's daring you to try.

Screen shot of an article thumbnail from The Guardian. The headline reads:

Portishead's Geoff Barrow: "I can't think of any worse music to make love to than ours"

The aforementioned Mr. Barrow is pictured, frowning and glaring directly at the camera.