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bepis jr.@bepisjr· 7d

A guillotine that looks similar in shape to Microsoft Office’s former “Clippy” mascot with the eyes and (angry-looking) eyebrows just the same. It has a speech bubble that says “Hi, I’m Choppy! The Revolution Assistant and my job is to help you purge oligarchs and their enablers. Do you need assistance?”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 9d

That would be way cheaper too

Screenshot of cart contents and subtotal (taxes/fees not included) from Domino’s iOS app. The cart contains a Large (14”) Hand Tossed ExtravaganZZa which is 370 calories per slice with 8 slices per pizza for $16.99 with a coupon/deal and one 2-Liter Coke listed at $3.49 and 140 calories per 12 fl. oz

The subtotal is $20.53

Screenshot of the cart total which is $22.35 including bottle deposit and tax for in-store pickup. Again this is a large supreme pizza and a 2-liter coke as OP suggested, and it is nearly 1/4 the price of the Chipotle struggle meal posted on X/Twitter

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 11d

Didja make it?

No-caption version of the “are ya winning son” line art meme with a man wearing a hat looking in through the doorway at a child at a gaming setup with headphones, chair, and desk

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 12d

Now listening

Album cover for ELECTRICLARRYLAND by Butthole Surfers.
Features an illustration of a pencil jammed into an ear, sticking half-out with some bloody discharge around it.

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 12d

You can do it, still a day or two left! Kept happening to me too but finally cracked it last night.

Post-battle screen from Pokemon Champions displaying Master Ball Tier Rank 2 and Placement 6,811 and ELO rating 1,934.720

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 13d

I’m the best damn skier on this mountain

Screenshot of the post-battle menu in Pokemon Champions showing:

Ranked Battles - Double Battle
———————————————
3-Win Streak!

The player character is on the left-hand side wearing a purple tracksuit with purple hair and sport glasses.
On the right hand side a series of info boxes with the most prominent reading:
MASTER BALL TIER
RANK 2
Placement: No. 8,288 (Rating: 1,917.768)

The next boxes below show the amount of points and rewards earned for that victory and three selectable options along the bottom of the screen allow “Quit Battling” “Edit Team” or “Continue Battling”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 16d

Someone told me republican presidents were better for the economy?

Investopedia chart detailing average annual GDP Growth by U.S. president.

Average Annual GDP Growth Rate by President
The average annual growth rate of real GDP for years of each presidential administration

Overall Average
Annual GDP Growth

Hoover 1929-1932
-9.3%

FDR 1933-1944
10.1%

Truman 1945-1952
1.4%

Eisenhower 1953-1960
2.8%

JFK 1961-1963
5.2%

LBJ 1964-1968
5.2%

Nixon 1969-1974
2.7%

Ford 1975-1976
5.4%

Carter 1977-1980
2.8%

Reagan 1981-1988
3.6%

H. W. Bush 1989-1992
1.8%

Clinton 1993-2000
4%

W. Bush 2001-2008
2.4%

Obama 2009-2017ł
2.3%

Trump 2017-2021
2.3%

Biden 2021-2025
3.2%

Data for annual real GDP included for years each president was in office for at least six months.
Chart: Adrian Nesta • Source: Bureau of Economic Analysis
2 Investopedia

https://investopedia.com/gdp-growth-by-president-8604042

bepis jr.@bepisjr· 26d

Literally today

Jeep pickup truck with all sorts of decals on it like a fucked up NASCAR stock including Dick’s Sporting Goods, Expedia, PRIME energy drink, #ISHOWSPEEDFORPRESIDENT, and orher inexplicable things.
Giant sculpture by Sergio Furnari standing on the back of what I presume to be noted rapist Cristiano Ronaldo since there’s also a message “IN CELEBRATION OF CR7’S 40TH BIRTHDAY”
Just one of the truly inexplicable Sergio Furnari installations that are parked around my neighborhood

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jul 7

Took using trendy teams from famous trainers but I managed to get into Masterball 3 as well! Nice work

Screenshot of battle start screen for Pokemon Champions, showing Masrer Ball Tier Rank 3, placement 32,657 and ranking ELO 1865.737. Team is shown as Staraptor with Staraptite, Houndstone with Sitrus Berry, Tyranitar with choice scarf, Rotom-Wash with magnet, Excadrill with focus dash, and Venusaur with Venusaurite

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jun 24

Screencap from Key and Peele sketch “East-West Bowl” where Jordan Peele is dressed up as a football player reading his own name on the start of a football broadcast, wearing a red football jersey and having a natural curled or “Afro” style hair reading “DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jun 16

I love browsing the internet

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jun 11

Serendipity

Two skeets next to each other. One is from Forrest Plump (@nahyoudoit.bsky.social) and says “He’s a 10 but he won’t leave his wife”
The other is an uncaptioned screenshot from KOTH Screens (@kothscreens.bsky.social) of Buck Strickland, Hank’s manager and owner of the fictional business Strickland Propane who is depicted in the show as a serial philanderer and scoundrel (who also won’t leave his wife).

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jun 6

I love that this email from @theverge.com @thever.ge looks like it says “Trans Teens have something to say: dark mode and light mode activated” due to the apple AI summary

Screenshot of part of an Apple AI summary of an email from The Verge with subject line “Trans teens have something to say” and the summary of the email starts off with “Dark Mode and Light Mode available” making it look like at first glance that trans teens are announcing dark mode and light mode.

bepis jr.@bepisjr· May 22

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Apr 29

Cool cool cool, so we could end homelessness for 2.5 years or bomb the shit out of civilians in a foreign country? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Screenshot of National Alliance to END HOMELESSNESS website describing housing-first policy and a conservative estimate of ending homelessness in the United States of America. It would be $9.6 billion per year. Full text below.

https://endhomelessness.org/resources/research-and-analysis/how-much-would-it-cost-to-provide-housing-first-to-all-households-staying-in-homeless-shelters/

“Summary
Housing First is a proven evidence-based approach to addressing homelessness. However, programs operating under the Housing First model do not receive the necessary funding to meet the needs of all people experiencing homelessness.

In 2022, homeless response systems only had the capacity to place 16.0% of households who were served in the nation’s shelters into permanent housing. Housing everyone who experiences sheltered homelessness during a given year would be a substantial step forward in ending homelessness.

In this study, we ask: What would it cost to provide a Housing First placement to every household staying in a homeless shelter throughout the United States?

We conservatively estimate that an additional $9.6 billion would be needed to achieve this goal: providing Rapid Re-Housing or Permanent Supportive Housing to everyone in a homeless shelter unable to access housing in a single year.

Our analysis uses the most recently available Annual Homelessness Assessment Report (AHAR) Part 2, Supportive Services for Veteran Families (SSVF) Annual Report, and U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs Homeless Programs Office data to estimate program placement rates, unmet need, and funding required to house every adult, family, and veteran household that stayed in a shelter in 2022.1”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Feb 28

Please use alt text for visually impaired. You can literally copy the text from the photo.

Post on X (formerly Twitter) from Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen:
“Trump is lying to the American people as he launches an illegal, regime-change war against Iran. This is endangering American lives & has already resulted in mass civilian casualties. This is not making us safer & only damages the US & our interests. The Senate must immediately vote on the War Powers Resolution to stop it.”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Feb 27

graffiti on the side of an overpass that says “THE RICH PAIR WELL WITH DESSERT WINE *MORS”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Feb 20

Best I can do is a like

Picture of the two main characters of the show “Pawn Stars” in the shot from the “best I can do is…” meme format

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jan 7

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Dec 15

Wow I just checked my Oura?

Oura sleep tracker screenshot stating a user spent 7 hours and 56 minutes asleep with 9 hours and 19 minutes in bed. There is some sort of horizontal graph labeled on x-axis with time from 23:38 to 08:58 where presumably different levels or stages of sleep would be listed by time/period. Instead, it is humorously colored out by a digital orange marker to be solid orange across the entire time spectrum.
Below the graph there is a small hand-drawn orange bar in the matching color that is labeled “Fart 100%”.
So the screenshot is hastily doctored to look like the Oura ring detected constant fart from sleep to wake-up in line with the original poster’s joke.

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Oct 16

With alt text

Screenshot of a tweet from Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg):

Over three weeks ago, Adelita Grijalva won a decisive special election in Arizona's 7th Congressional District.
Her election has been certified, she's in DC, and plenty of members - including the entire 116th Congress - have taken the oath during government shutdowns.
Yet Speaker Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
Why won't he do the right thing? Is he really willing to do this harm to Congress, and to his own integrity, just to block the 218th vote to release the Epstein files?

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Oct 10

Tweet from “Thing Bad” username @Merman_Melville
“Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it’s probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day”
4:03 AM Jan 25, 2019
101 replies, 7.9K retweets, 33K likes, 1K saves

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Sep 15

Screenshot of an SMS text message exchange on an iPhone.
The number is not included in the screenshot.
There are two repeated text messages from the sender. They say the following:
“The Turning Point USA Family: Charlie Kirk gave everything. His mission lives on. Watch this powerful tribute now: rep-wave.org/w3n4ee stop=end”
The recipient replies “Please go fuck yourself so hard that you die.”
The sender, presumed to be a robot up until this point, responds “You have successfully unsubscribed.”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Aug 1

Portrait of Donald Trump on one knee with clasped hands, light beaming down over his head from a nearby window. A Christ-like figure has his hands on Trump’s shoulders. That figure is the ghost of notorious pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jul 31

Picture of Vegeta from Dragonball wearing a tight short-sleeved pink button-down shirt and khakis, clenching his fists with a serious expression.
Text is in style of a meme, saying on top: “I AM DOING A BADMAN CHECK-IN”, and at the bottom: “I NEED SIX BADMEN TO POST, NOT SHARE, THIS MESSAGE TO SHOW YOY ARE ALWAYS THERE IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK. PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO WILL. LET’S GO GENTLEMEN….”

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jul 12

LABUBU

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jun 23

Random pic no explanation

Old-timey picture of an astronaut in a full spacesuit, with gloved hand resting on the removed helmet.
But instead of a human the head is that of a sloth.

bepis jr.@bepisjr· Jun 18

A picture of George Costanza from Seinfeld from the “Soup Nazi” episode with the original caption “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.” But the word “soup” is scratched out and the word “question” is hastily photoshopped over it.

bepis jr.@bepisjr· May 27

It’s glorious!

Debit card from US Bank with red blobular mascot “Big Red” from Western Kentucky University menacing on the corner of the card

bepis jr.@bepisjr· May 15

@sickoscommittee.org I recently learned that US Bank offers a debit card with Big Red on it. So naturally, I signed up for a checking account, will report when I receive. www.wku.edu/news/article...