Berserker Piglet
@berserkerpiglet
Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving I’m a lead developer and manager on a thing many people here use. I really hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
Just taught my eldest how to sew for the first time Flashbacks to when I sewed the trim on my martial arts uniform myself long before I was married. It looked ghastly but it was mine
Mmm they must be working off of the Samuel Butler translation that included a previously unreleased passage where Odysseus boops Calypso on the nose “Boop!”
My daughter, realizing I was feeling a little glum, handed me this and I think she knows me very well
It was! However they had a copy of this book that I didn’t get because it was too expensive thinking no one else would ever buy it and it was gone :( I never could have bought it though, $20 is basically the max I give myself at discount book stores and this was WAY more than that.
I just realized I don’t know if I ever finished reading the lord of the rings. I have strong memories of reading multiple times the first book, but for some reason none of the other two. I read a shitton as a kid, I read Gargantua and Pantagruel for fun for gosh sakes, but not ROTK. Gotta fix that
Lucky’s response if I’ve been gone for literally two seconds, or eating a sandwich, or sneeze
Respectfully disagree. You’re telling me that if this thing started coming at you honking like Skeeter from Nickelodeon’s Doug that you wouldn’t be scared out of your mind? I feel that strains credulity
We are getting Thai tonight (celiac kid got a pizza we made for him and is at a friend’s house). But I want miang kham… and I can’t HAVE miang kham because it’s lettuce wraps. Miang khaaaaaaaaaam!
Parasite outbreak Taco Bell affected Taco Bell reacts responsibly No other restaurant does Everyone gets sick at other restaurants Taco Bell is the only safe restaurant Taco Bell… is the only restaurant
It’s awful considerate of bok choy to make little roses when you cut the bottoms
Also because people are not familiar with his Saturday morning cartoon nightmare form
Only tangentially related to the fact that Lucky keeps trying to eat the stupid thing
Went into a long weekend thinking “ah here’s my chance to relax!” And got paged in the morning about an incident and that looks to be my day today
Went berry picking today with the kids. Strawberries were a little lean but raspberries were perfect!
Wanting to try out the Betrayal at the house on the hill card game. They look fantastic if nothing else
Maybe but even at full force like using bug type on a ghost pokemon
It’s always a jolly ‘oliday wif you Gaily Poppins! Yore posts are the stuff of danderdreams and whimsyfluff!
Beat Mortal Kombat Mythologies last night and wish I’d had some friends over to watch. Delightfully camp
Animaniacs segment that’s just Billie Jean sung by Marty Feldman so you get a scene where he sings “Then showed a photo of a baby cryin', his eyes were like mine” And it’s just a baby lookin up like
Got myself a box of the latest Godzilla card game set because I found it cheap and it’s a nice collection of little prizes to reward myself with over the next few weeks. But it is genuinely brilliant that they use the posters as the equivalent of mana. I would love to see other ccgs do that.
Whole Foods 365 hand soap is also gluten free if you were looking for some variety in your diet
My wife: The only beard I find acceptable is a Riker beard Me: that WOULD be nice… If I could grow one
Growing up whenever I watched a cartoon with a dog sniffing something along the ground it was always because they were tracking some sort of clue. So when Lucky does it on a walk I always ask him “do ya smell a murder, boy?” This amuses me. I don’t think it has the same effect on my neighbors.