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pat@bestviewedwith· 24d

anyway I just think they should make it rhyme with cod4

the cod4: modern warfare cover, featuring a soldier running with his gun up flanked by two helicopters in the background, with the text edited to say "mod4: moderner warfare"

pat@bestviewedwith· 24d

kate mckinnon as q

kate mckinnon in ghostbusters wearing goofy science goggles sitting behind a workbench with her feet up

pat@bestviewedwith· 24d

kristen stewart as jack wade, cia

a triptych of kristen stewart
in the first image she's in a fighting stance with a hawaiian shirt and extremely short cutoff jorts; in the second she's running with a gun, wearing some combination of tops so her left arm is leopard print, her right arm is a black and white pattern, and her torso is black and red horizontal stripes; in the third she's got a black miniskirt and white tank top under something that looks like a knee-length black track top with stripes down the arms

pat@bestviewedwith· 24d

julia louis-dreyfus should play zukovsky in the next james bond

julia louis-dreyfus sitting in a 90s business chair, leaning aggressively over a fancy business desk, holding a telephone receiver, with a giant cigar in her mouth

pat@bestviewedwith· 24d

autch 🔲 butch ☑ cutch 🔲 dutch ☑ eutch 🔲 futch ☑ gutch 🔲 hutch ☑

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 12

homer responding to kirk "what if you sleep in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?"

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 12

kirk van houten proudly gesturing towards his race car bed, captioned "it's even got wheels in case you sleep in the desert and it has to drive to the bedroom"

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 11

joker from the 1989 batman aiming a revolver with a barrel that's about 3 feet long

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 9

if I didn't hate trying to play it so much Ride would be an incredible franchise

"negativeman" emoticon from somethingawful, I think originally from mother 3 aka earthbound. it's a yellow slab on hands and knees with a sad/pained face

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 4

carmen sandiego hypno?

a screen from the old carmen sandiego cartoon of carmen sandiego facing like ¾ to camera gesturing with one finger up and "I want YOU" like the old uncle sam recruiting posters and "to goon for me" under that in regular all caps

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 2

I'd suggest using the water from dehumidifying to wash them in the first place but I don't want my t-shirts to come out looking like (photo credit: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ro...)

reënactor of a roman soldier wearing "lorica segmentata", armor made from overlapping strips of metal

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 1

finishing the half can of pepsi I left in the car while I was at work thinking bart was kind of on to something here

bart, walking behind lisa, holding a coffee mug and explaining "it's not coffee, it's hot pepsi"

pat@bestviewedwith· Jul 1

and forgotten in another dream

professor farnsworth on futurama with his hands palm up about shoulder height out to the sides telling cubert that "it came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream"

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 25

screenshot of the olympics equestrian page edited to have the headline:
"History of Mechquestrian"

and body text:
"What is Mechquestrian?

Mechquestrian is the broad umbrella term for sport involving riding on mechback.

What are the different types of Mechquestrian?

There are numerous mechquestrian disciplines ranging from mech racing and vaulting (gymnastics on mechback) to polo and rodeo.

There are three disciplines in the Olympic Games: dressage, eventing, and jumping (also known as show jumping)."

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 22

I guess the steam cube is expensive but I just happened to be looking at video cards at microcenter last night and

cropped screenshot of the microcenter website showing the first three products under video cards, sorted by popularity, which are priced
1. $3,600
2. $11,500
3. $3,780

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 20

dave

ballista sprite from warcraft 2; basically a large flat wooden cart with studded wheels and a giant crossbow on top

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 20

interpreting "a hamburger with cheese, no bun" grammatically in light of the fact that cheeseburgers exist (hamburger from wikipedia, cheese from pngimg.com/image/4278, grilled patty from www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...)

a chart showing: in the top left a full hamburger (bacon, lettuce, tomato, sesame seed bun) from wikipedia
top right the wikipedia burger next to a wedge of swiss cheese labelled "hamburger 'with cheese'"
bottom left a bare, grilled hamburger patty next to the swiss cheese labelled hamburger with "with cheese" and "no bun" as separate terms
bottom right the bare burger with swiss cheese on top and bottom where the buns would normally go labelled hamburger with "cheese, no bun" as one term

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 20

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 19

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principal skinner presenting a plate of "steamed hams" to superintendent chalmers but the hamburgers are replaced with 8 miniature comptrollers atkins

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 16

xkcd "dependency" comic but it's goku supporting guilty gear: a simple drawing of an elaborate block tower with most of it resting on top two columns, the main body labelled "all modern guilty gear infrastructure" and the narrower, single-block column holding up an entire side is replaced with a tiny goku, labelled with a larger goku

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 11

I'm usually ok at telling white guys apart but this is clearly just two guys twice

a picture of godsmack which consists of two white guys with sideburns and two white guys with goatees

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 8

apparently this is also true on here, but there are few enough search results to find that someone did post it

screenshot of a tweet that reads "twitter search doesn't differentiate between ſ and s which makes it difficult to find out if anyone has posted 'buſſy the vampire slayer' yet". dated march 25, 2022, posted by @thdrflmp "the etymological equivalent of mouthfeel"

pat@bestviewedwith· Jun 8

frankly I think a little less of anyone who can't pull it off

screenshot from southland tales of sarah michelle gellar drinking out of a can with a picture of herself on it

pat@bestviewedwith· May 31

apparently I recovered my account at some point and… it's old enough to have graduated college. they grow up so fast

livejournal "blog's birthday" achievement screen for 24 years as of april 2026

pat@bestviewedwith· May 30

he's practically dressed like the doctor in what about bob. few more inches and you get into school gym teacher who's weirdly obsessed with slapping all the boys on the ass territory

a man in creepily short, almost see-through-thin white shorts with white shoes and white socks almost up to his knee standing on a dock holding onto a kid by the back of his shirt who is leaning out over the water in a sort of diving pose

pat@bestviewedwith· May 29

almost there…

simpsons screen grab of a "Royalty Cruises Fun Schedule" on which the first item is "XBOX with PS3 controllers"

pat@bestviewedwith· May 26

wow I have those exact grips on my bike from like 30 years ago that I just got out of the basement last year

the handlebar region of a bicycle with thin yellow handlebar grips with a kind of blocky pattern. the front fork is spraypainted orange the the rest of the frame is blue

pat@bestviewedwith· May 23

a tamagotchi edited to say "pavarotchi" with a picture of pavarotti singing on the screen

pat@bestviewedwith· May 17

I've been thinking about a 4-stick controller for Session or Skater XL since at least 2020 basically left foot would always be on the left side & right foot on the right side, but they'd switch top/bottom based on stance & there'd always be one stick for turning & one for camera or whatever

an "astro c40" high end third party playstation 5 controller edited to have 4 joysticks and no dpad or face buttons

pat@bestviewedwith· May 14

whole thing is interesting but the last paragraph is a real kapow imo