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i wish these were interesting but we’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here at Betty Theft LLC

now announcing… 🔮 FULL BUSH 🔮 🌊 a kate bush drag show 🌊 🌧️ THURSDAY JULY 30 🌧️ ✨ @ THE COLOR CLUB ✨

The Bear is finally fucking ending

she knows me so well 💕 @mrmistress.bsky.social

like bitch let’s PLAYYYYYY

i finally have to drafts to post that aren’t hateful- it’s a christmas miracle

puss monster

a few of them r still up tbh! albeit under a diff username. i eventually had to change it for “impersonation” reasons, pre-account verification internet was rly the wild west

who did this person think was me at bump’n that omg ??

sometimes love comes around… and it knocks u down, just get back up when it knocks u down, knocks u down

just saw the Is God Is trailer

exhibit A, your honor… we are seeking the death penalty

SHE IS RISEN 🙏 NIGHTHAWK 7PM 📿 sticking a crucifix in my pussyyyyyy come and see !!!!!!!

she’s addicted… to nicotine patches…

me every time it rains

I DON’T CARE WHAT THEY SAY… I’M IN LOVE W YOU

“neurospicy”

🪝 dress, hair, projection, and puppet by meeeeee 📽️ vid by papa squat

GONE FISHIN’ 🎣 pics by @alexxfoxx.bsky.social ✨

also this shit fucked me up (used it instead of elmer’s) but i know some of the girls love it- beware that this is an eyebrow GEL, not a glue, the difference being that a gel never fully sets dry. great for laminating natural brows, terrible if ur trying to put a lot of heavy drag makeup on top

🕯️ DIVINE INTERVENTION 🕯️ pics by @alexxfoxx.bsky.social 📿

i’m not kidding… What’s Opera Doc should have been on the voyager record