Empress of Groovy

@beyondpaisley

Photographer, writer, embroidery-type person who plays with spices for a living. I have cats, you'll see. Woke AF. I don't DM. I post stupid shit so you don't have to. She/her.

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Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 12h

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 2d

Rehoboth Beach, DE on a foggy night. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekEforEphemeral #liminalphotography #photography #naturephotography #rehobothbeach

Scrub grass at the beach on a foggy evening just past sunset. Enormous clouds are building overhead. There are lights along the left side of the photo from the boardwalk and close buildings, and a little maintenance shack on the right.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 3d

Sebastian is currently cuddling his favorite new toy, YelloSnek, and i swear he has never been cuter. #Sebastian #tuxedocat #internationalcatday #Caturday #emotionalsupportsnake

Sebastian is a tuxedo cat and he is resting his chin on a stuffed toy snake.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 3d

Now playing at Chez Moi. I could name that tune in my sleep. #albums #vinyl #lps #classicrock #americatheband #sistergoldenhair

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 7d

Finally! And issue of Vogue I would read. #cthulhu #horrorcouture

A mockup of a cover of Vogue magazine, with Cthulhu emerging from the seas. It features articles like "Cthulhu Rising", "Dressing for the End Times: Haute Couture Meets Cosmic Horror", "R'lyeh Fashion Week: First Looks from the Sunken City" and "The Cult of Couture: 10 Styles for Infinite Darkness".

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 9d

Now playing at Chez Moi. I am pretty sure I have never listened to an entire America album from beginning to end, but they were given to me by an old friend looking to give her albums a good home. #americatheband #albums #vinyl #LPs

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 18d

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekCforCurves #turret #Bath #BathEngland #England I love this house. I need a house with a turret. I want to know where the curved archways used to lead to. The man in the photo was very friendly when he saw me taking photos of his house. I've named him Nigel, I have no idea.

A beige stone house with filled in stone archways that surround the front entrance. There is a turret over the door, and the door is a beautiful cobalt blue color. There is a man walking in front and I've nicknamed him Nigel; I have no idea what his real name is. Taken in Bath, England.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 22d

OMG I have a necklace like that.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 22d

All Of Them Witches

Screen shot of Ruth Gordon from the 1968 movie "Rosemary's Baby".

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 23d

With a touch of Golden Girls

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· 23d

Alpha male, right?

Andrew Tate getting arrested in Miami. He is wearing a fuchsia shirt and dark Capri pants and loafers.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jul 13

Now.playing at Chez Moi. #thelaststarfighter #lanceguest #sci-fi #filmsky

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jul 10

I've worked a lot of places and never before have I heard my boss walking around telling EVERYBODY that his preferred method of death would be by dragon fire. #dracarys #dragons #firsttimeforeverything #gameofthrones #houseofthedragon #HotD #Icallitthatbecauseitsfunny

Screen shot from Game of Thrones - House of the Dragon, of Lady Laena Velaryon ordering her dragon, Vhagar, to immolate her as she is dying giving birth to a stillborn son.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jul 5

Now playing at Chez Moi. Fun fact: this song became a theme song of mine after my divorce. #AllmanBrothers #EatAPeach #aintwastingtimenomore #music #rock #1970srock

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jul 4

Oddly enough, this is true. Link in comments. #cannibaljellyfish #jellyfish #venice

Picture of a psychedelic jellyfish. Caption reads: Cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing anus are terrorizing Venice.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jul 2

One second every day, June 2026. #1se #1secondeveryday

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 28

My cheeseometer blew up. #thegreatrelisteninging #alfredovilloldol #justthewayyouare #music

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 25

Yard. #fireflies #firefly #lightningbugs #summer #evening #magicisrealandthisisit

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 18

Be the crow you want to see in the world.

Images of crows. The text reads: Be like a crow. Collect shiny things. Hop happily down the road for no apparent reason. Scream loudly when you see your friends.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 17

Where are the power BIs at?

A screen shot from an email advertising a "Power BI Bootcamp".

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 16

Mood.

A photo of Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin salt and pepper shakers. The copy reads:

My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he's having a breakdown while pooh dissociates

the comment on the picture reads:
The Christopher Robin movie looks great.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 10

When it rains...it really fricking rains. Lord love the ducks for being completely unphased by this. Life along the river, amirite? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWater #SusquehannaRiver #centralPAliving #floodedpark #outdoorphotography #photography #eastcoastkin #riverlife

A flooded park. An evergreen overhangs the right side of the picture. There are benches half-covered by water, a yellow wall in the background with water about three feet up the side of the building, and two ducks floating along serenely.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 9

At Nags Head, North Carolina. Big thanks to the guy from central casting who showed up to do some surf fishing LOL. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWater #NagsHeadNC #sunrisephotography #naturephotography #photography #beach #beachphotography #landscape #landscapephotography #eastcoastkin

Sunrise on the beach at Nags Head, North Carolina, USA. The sand and the sky are both very pink and orange and golden. There is a pier in the misty distance. To the right, there are two seagulls and a man doing early morning surf fishing.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 7

And so we begin the great relisteninging. All albums. A to Z. Sure it will take a year. But what the heck. Rules: Both sides, beginning to end. Can opt out of 12" dance singles and greatest hits albums. Or not, if I feels like it.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 4

This is on the White House Facebook page. #WTAF #straightriotism

Ripped Uncle Sam getting ready for a wrestling match. Sleeveless, muscle bound, sweaty

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Jun 3

Current mood and potential new mantra.🔥

Meme that is jokingly relating a conversation between a person and their therapist --

Therapist: What is your intention for the day?

Me: May the bridges I burn light the mother fuckin' way.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· May 29

Several years ago I was in Paris and met up with this fellow, brimming with attitude. I named him Clawed LeMew and while I both love and hate myself for that joke, it feels like the right time to reintroduce him to the world. #claudelemieux #RIP

A well-fed, large black cat sits on the side of a hill, surrounded by greenery. He has pale green eyes and is looking straight out with more than a little bit of cat attitude. His name, Clawed LeMew, is inspired by the NHL player Claude Lemieux.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· May 13

I WANT TO GO BACK. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforReflections #Photography #landscapephotography #eastcoastkin #kelpies #scotland #folklore #mythicalcreatures #horses

The Kelpies are a pair of monumental steel horse-heads between the Scottish towns of Falkirk and Grangemouth. Each head is 30 metres (98 ft) high and 300 tonnes (47,000 st)

The sculptures, which represent kelpies, were designed by sculptor Andy Scott and were completed in October 2013. Around the sculptures is an area of parkland known as The Helix.

A kelpie, or water kelpie, is a mythical shape-shifting spirit inhabiting lochs in Scottish folklore. Legends of these shape-shifting water-horses, under various names, spread across the British Isles, appearing in the Northern Isles, Irish, Manx, Northern English, and Welsh folklore. It is usually described as a grey or white horse-like creature, able to adopt human form. The origins of narratives about the creature are unclear, but the practical purposes of keeping children away from dangerous stretches of water and warning young women to be wary of handsome strangers has been noted in secondary literature.

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· May 2

Weapons-grade side eye

Empress of Groovy@beyondpaisley· Apr 30

Sausage and biscuits prep day at work and while the sausage was very very good, the biscuits were banging.