Brandon Gussoni
@bgussoni
trying to leave this place better than I found it
philly mag did a taste test and what struck me is that they have not heard of the double cheese. american-prov is the goat combo
Since we’re apparently announcing shit that has zero chance of happening, I’m excited to reveal I will be circumnavigating the globe in a hot air balloon in just 79 days in 2027
Nothing better than waking up in south philly, saying fuck it let’s go to the beach and putting toes in the sand an hour after that
This person walking next to me said ‘at least it’s not humid!’ Might have to throw them off the Ben Franklin bridge as we get to the top
Another day waiting tables at morimoto. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the table. Buddy ,,,
What a view this flight got coming into PHL. Also, did you know they have baseball shaped fireworks now?
If there was reheated leftover competition, my work here on this catfish BLT and tots would be a contender
fan fest should be open more then an hour ahead of start of matches, redzone the highlights on loop or something