Jasper (aka Bi Fitness Buff)
@bi-fitness-buff
I’m a fitness fanatic and a kinky, bi/power-vers fembuck clawing my way to twunkdom. I love fetish-wear, riding bikes, playing with my butt, and working out. Don't ask what part of the forest I'm from; it's irrelevant, and I'm not here for hookups 😘
I guess this would be one of those “Grower vs Shower” type situations, yes? Also, if your underwear isn’t caressing your pussy all day, why are you wearing it?
World Cup may be over, but I’m just getting warmed up 😁⚽️
World Cup withdrawal got you down? Let me help you with that 😘
This slutbuck’s current work (from home) attire… I DARE any hunky delivery men to ring my doorbell today 😝
“Long” weekends seldom refers to the number of days around here. 😉
You don’t hunt Fembucks —you *trap* them. Here is a foolproof bait strategy: 1. A super-slutty micro-thong, ideally in neon pink 2. A generous butt plug (they can’t resist SquarePeg brand) 3. Some kind of Kiwi Strawberry beverage 4. Something turquoise Feel free to mix and multitask 😘
I’ve got mad pussyboi energy today. Might just stuff my fuck pipe with a huge plug and go luxuriate in a tanning bed.
Someone was a naughty little slutbuck tease at Starbucks today. 😈
Dammit! AGAIN??!! The guy at the appliance store told me that putting my washer and drier up on pedestals would prevent this sort of thing. I think I’ve been had. 🤔
Long weekend coming up! Time to get my sassybuck groove on! 😎
What is it with Fembucks and micro booty shorts?
Yeah, not gonna lie… if I’m working from home, this is the dress code.
I get the feeling, if I ever get this jacked, it’s gonna come with a drinking problem 😕
You can never go wrong with a little pink thong 😁😘
Eagles are never surprised by their massive cocks, I guess. 😝
I wondered what would happen if I kept everything about my AI prompts the same and just changed the species… now I know 😆
Turns out, @strapp-metal.bsky.social’s leather thong is perfect for locking a ten-inch dildo in your hungry boi pussy. And you thought they were just for muscle daddies 😁
Time to start thinking about all the ways this slutty fembuck can get his freak on this summer 😁
Many years ago, I bought a bodysling that never failed to elicit compliments, with fans begging for the link, and I was always dismayed to tell them it was discontinued, and I’ve been unable to find anything like it since. Well, our prayers have been answered! Link in comments #MyPrideArmor
Yes, this Fembuck has had to sacrifice a smidgeon of booty bubble in the course of burning off a spare tire. Don’t worry… I’m upping my glute work, now that the cardio has done its job 😁😋
Unnnffff... I wish I had a cock like this stuffed up my ass right now 😩😩
Same. This is the closest I ever come to briefs anymore, and only very rarely. If it doesn't disappear between my cakes or firmly grip my boi hole, it won't linger in my undies drawer for long 🤣