Bret the beer snob 🍻

@bigbeersnob

Sartorial, sarcastic, sardonic wrangler of 0s and 1s Far left atheist Software Architect, Open Source evangelist, Linux geek, IoT dork, homebrewer of massive beers. "Idiocracy" was a documentary. Waaaaaaaaay left! #F-trump! #Resist the #kakistocracy!

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Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· 6d

No, I was wrong - didn't kill them, but forced them to give him billions when he consolidated power with the info jared provided

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· 6d

Tell your dog my dog says hi!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· 9d

I mean, who actually needs (or wants) 3 ways to pour a beer?

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· 11d

Maybe use this?

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· 20d

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· 29d

OK, apparently Buc-ee's tries to sue anyone with an animal mascot and wins every case because they have so much money, so Jon Oliver brought back a character he's had for years and dared Buc-ee's to sue him! Too damn funny! You can actually buy the buc-off merch.

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Jul 26

I've already pulled my number... And I will go DAILY. Hope they install a REALLY GOOD drainage system...

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Jun 13

Same on both my US M3 and US MY. Can't imagine why it'd change by country.

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Jun 13

Freya says hi!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Jun 12

All it needs is 4-wheelers, monster trucks, and big hopped up 4x4 diesel trucks spewing black smoke. Idiocracy was a documentary, unfortunately. :-(

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Jun 4

And this, my friends, is the crux (pun intended) of the problem!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· May 28

From "Idiocracy" (a documentary, unfortunately :-( )

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· May 27

UFC at the whitehouse? "Idiocracy" predicted it. 🙄

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· May 12

And every time I pass this place near where I live😖🤬🤮. I liked it much better when it was a sex shop!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· May 11

I can't wait for this part!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· May 10

Fixed it for you, douchebag!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Apr 25

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Apr 14

Hi Oscar! My dog says hi!

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Mar 18

My daughter has me make Ichiraku Naruto ramen. She's mostly vegetarian, so I have to adapt and make it with chicken chashu. It takes me about 4 days! 🙄 This was from her last birthday.

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Mar 13

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Mar 12

I might, maybe, possibly, have one too many browser windows open! (661)

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Mar 7

There's a good scene in Fifth Element where the generals and president shoot the Great Evil - it just absorbs the blows and expands every time

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Feb 22

Hey, Iran, if you're listening... Trump is in maralardo. I drew you a map - hope it helps! But seriously - he's at 26.6767837, -80.0370365, if you need to set anything up... PLEASE be precise - a good 70+% of Americans are on your side and don't want war.

Bret the beer snob 🍻@bigbeersnob· Feb 16

My wife can't trust a damn thing I say about spice! I'm the cook, too, so I can't use much more than black pepper or 1/4tsp of cayenne. :-( This is the hottest stuff I've ever tasted and it is VICIOUS! 6M Scoville. About to brew a beer with the ghost peppers! 😱