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Today in cursed sentences I said on Discord

So so excited to see @mandy-matney.com and @elizfarrell.com on the small screen, I made myself a special dinner for the premiere and everything 🥰

Taking bets now

I finally got the butch haircut I've spent literal years looking forward to, I'm excited to say I'll never have long hair again 😊

I survived FFS on Pi Day, can I get a hell yeah

Was supposed to play Helldivers with my friend an hour and a half ago, only to find out that my PiHole was throttling my internet speed, so I unplugged it, and now my piece of shit modem is refusing to allow my wifi network to show up on my devices Fucking Xfinity ruining my night

So cool how the remaining ads on Twitter are just naked white supremacy 🙃🙃🙃

Wow, I thought I was the only one making an ancient Roman recipe for Thanksgiving 😅

I made kwek-kwek for lunch, it was worth it even if one egg did explode and splash me with hot oil

And I'm not just talking about the sword either 😌

My favorite mixed drink is a rum and coke, but seeing as how I worked 12 1/2 hours today and really really needed to unwind but had been out of soda for weeks, I was desperate enough to resort to making grog

I handle a nuclear gauge for my job, and I've become so accustomed to it that when I saw this milk bottle I briefly thought it was a radiation trefoil

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, for Halloween I dressed up as the physical personification of autism 😌

Can you believe the government wastes taxpayer money on obviously ridiculous shit like "rubbing mold into wounds" and "paying monks to grow wrinkly peas" It's obviously nonsense to a completely uneducated layman like me, so it must be entirely pointless /s

Would you eat the Forbidden Fudge

This butch is asserting dominance over you, how do you react

They don't tell you this, but the radio telescopes at CU are free, you can just take one I have 64 radio telescopes at home

I tried to check again last night, but apparently the website got shut down on Sunday 😭

Update as of a month ago:

HEMA club is paying off, I'm fucking *ripped*

Quick life update, I got plate armor, joined a HEMA club, and mined some coal

My knife from Kailash Blades is finally here, they made it for me all the way in Nepal, and I'm already in love with it I haven't cut anything with it yet, but I'll give an update when I do

100% genuine cowdyke

My gender is "sullen and brooding cowboy"