Geo

@biggeology

I enjoy stuff and post about it into the void occasionally. PLD/BRD afflicted with terminal Protomen brainrot 💛🤍💜🖤

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Geo@biggeology· Jul 14

I had been really looking forward to this until I heard Mike Z was on the project but oh well

image of the earth being burned with the text "INTO THE TRASH IT GOES" and the ethereal visage of Penn Jillette with glowing red eyes overseeing the process

Geo@biggeology· Jul 14

pussy in bio... if you even care...

Geo@biggeology· Jul 13

old comic from @shenanigansen.bsky.social
panel 1: Shen's head is huge and has weird visible veins in his hair. A deranged look on his face, he says, "I've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain."
panel 2: generic white comic person looks at him, eyes wide, seeming genuinely interested. "So you're smart now?"
panel 3: a close-up on Shen's face. The slightly disturbing veins in his hair are still visible, his forehead looks unnaturally massive, and his expression holds the same madness in it. "I'm stupid faster," he replies.

Geo@biggeology· Jul 6

last tile in the entire draw pile, they're saying I'm the greatest mahjong player of all time

mahjong soul's splash art for the Four Concealed Triplets yakuman depicting a whale breaching and having its schnoz caressed gently by some sort of floating fairy lady underscored by three japanese characters that I don't know how to translate.
the hand is triplets of 3 man, 6 man, 8 sou, and 6 pin with a pair of 3 pins

Geo@biggeology· Jul 3

(drawing)
guy with a smug expression and shit-eating grin wearing a hat with the text "thinking cap" on it pointing at a skateboarding, sunglasses-and-backwards-cap-wearing hot dog labeled "literal coolest thing ever" and saying "this fucking sucks actually"

Geo@biggeology· Jun 30

this title card is straight out of the manga and that makes it so much funnier

panel from chapter 662 (I think?) of Bleach
extreme close-up of Yoruichi's ass with the text "GOD OF THUNDER 3" written on it

Geo@biggeology· Jun 28

a 4chan post demonstrating the intelligence of the average 4chan user that reads:

"You guys are stupid. Toby originally only appealed to gays because it was easy money back in 2015. But he doesn't actually like them, that's why every gay character is a joke or a massive loser. The thing is that it's too late to reveal the truth so he's stuck trying to appeal to them even though it's obvious that he hates them and that it's ruining his story. I bet one of them threatened to say he groomed them if he didn't add Blue and Yellow to the game. That's why they were written so poorly and chapter 5 doesn't progress the story any. He was under duress.

Chapter 7 will reveal the truth and then it'll all come out in the open since he won't need anyone after that."

a greentext reply to the post in the previous image that reads:

">guys toby hates the people he surrounded himself with for years and is actually a based chud even though undertale had gay and lesbian and nonbinary and trans people in it because uhhhhhhhhh"

Geo@biggeology· Jun 23

seconding this

Geo@biggeology· Jun 22

ah, prepping for the big game I see

A tweet and a reply to it. First from user funguspotion, 17 May:
do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

Reply from DemonicRed8, September 24th 2023:
It pisses me off that this doesn't have a deeper meaning. It's just fucking strawberries.

Geo@biggeology· Jun 3

closeup of a white shirt that says:

We ain't get it, Ain't real
[photo of a realistic skull smoking a cigarette]
CUBE

Geo@biggeology· Jun 2

happy pride month check out this weevil that I found today

a weevil looking wistfully into the distance. he is on a journey

Geo@biggeology· May 31

late night musings on Zero ffxiv driving a car

Dump Scumpler (me):
I would let zero drive not because it's a good idea but because I would not be able to say no to her

Dump Scumpler:
she would crash and tank it and it'd be basically fine anyway
she would get like ten feet away from the house and hit a tree
going 3 mph

redwolf344:
I would like to drive this "vehicle".

Dump Scumpler:
after I explain the transmission she would put the car in neutral and just sit there in awe as it rolls backwards down the driveway and smacks into the curb
and then step out of the car and be like "thank you. that was... enlightening."

Geo@biggeology· May 25

a skeet from valeriehalla.dicot.moe that reads "anti-porn people will say stuff like 'we need to abolish restaurants. what do you mean why? have you been inside of a mcdonald's before? look how badly they treat their workers. if you really cared about them, you'd sign my petition to make it illegal to buy or sell dinner'"

Geo@biggeology· May 15

okay but have you SEEN how cute the slugs in subnautica 2 are though

water slug from subnautica 2. a lil blue guy with big round eyes

Geo@biggeology· May 4

I won't, though. I'm lazy and also samjur0 puts it better than I ever could

letterboxd review for Over Your Dead Body posted by samjur0. 1/2 star. "Get this shit off my fucking screen holy shit"

Geo@biggeology· May 4

you ever watch a movie so bad it makes you consider making a letterboxd account just to give this one movie a bad review and never log back in

poster for the movie Over Your Dead Body (2026). oh MAN it was so bad

Geo@biggeology· Apr 18

some absolute nonsense from house of leaves

that photo of Gaston from beauty and the beast holding a book sideways angrily

Geo@biggeology· Mar 24

not quite time to celebrate yet. if you take the unnamed Disney spokesperson's statement at face value they pulled out specifically because Sora is being ditched, and might already have plans to sign an identical deal with some other AI slop company

“As the nascent AI field advances rapidly, we respect OpenAI’s decision to exit the video generation business and to shift its priorities elsewhere,” a Disney spokesperson said. “We appreciate the constructive collaboration between our teams and what we learned from it, and we will continue to engage with AI platforms to find new ways to meet fans where they are while responsibly embracing new technologies that respect IP and the rights of creators.”

Geo@biggeology· Mar 12

tapping the sign

aggressively 2009 myspace type image with lots of glitter and shiny colors and rainbows that reads "Conservative men are deeply submissive to male authority figures." There's a rainbow colored cat and a unicorn with a rainbow mane and a rainbow colored dolphin and hearts and sparkles everywhere and you get the idea

Geo@biggeology· Mar 10

I think necrobinder might be good

the card Pull from Below from slay the spire 2, which reads: "Deal 19 damage for each Ethereal card played this combat. (Hits 25 times)"

Geo@biggeology· Mar 6

My entire kingdom to mega crit for sticking to their guns and using MS Paint placeholder art again. There's a timeline where slay the spire 2 has shitass AI card art and in that timeline I am very sad but fortunately in this one the game is very good and has gems like this in it