From the makers of: Imperial Marrow and Burkbek MacMillan.............

THIS IS DALEK TV.........MRS BROWN'S BOYS WILL BE EXTERMINATED...............

Count Duckula presents Bazball in Australia.............

And now, on BBC Breakfast, something completely different , a toy squirrel on a remote control car.......

Presumably, the magpie hit the lady in the leg with a crowbar in its beak as it flew by.........

Another work of genius.

@kevinhowells.bsky.social From the makers of "Aaarrgghhh! I'm terrified of custard" and the smash hit "Woman marries Dog"...........

A work of genius.

Tinky Winky, Dipsy and La La were most upset when they found out that Po had her own BBC channel.........

Poor moths.