Having an Apple IIe and starting playing games in 1979 really paid dividends early in this list. That text Star Trek game was my favorite when I was seven or eight.
Please tell me, AI, why my friend who just committed suicide will be missed. Please tell me why everything feels grayer today.
Friends again after a trip to the vet fractured their sibling bonds.
This is low on the list of priorities but it’s bananas that they didn’t even try to match the lettering on the Trump-Kennedy Center sign. Embarrassingly low effort. That “the“ really sticks out. Typeface madness.
Look at how the @nytimes.com sanitizes RFK. He “could be” a turning point in public health? Really? He could?
Great song. Terrible cover. Now THIS is a Boz Scaggs album cover.
A guy wouldn’t listen to my good opinions because I had an “anime profile pic” (I get it) but I DID NOT have an anime profile pic. It was a pic of beloved Konami superstar Kid Dracula! I wrote him a paragraph to explain this before blocking him, and I’m sure he’s feeling pretty silly now.
"You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?" I'm screwed, sitcom world or real life. Not a lot of competence on display here.
I'm so ecstatic about my relationship with Jesus that I had a blast and ate Lisa Frank!