Big Monster Love
@bigmonsterlove
Sé/é/he/him. Here for a short time, not a good time. Labhair Gaeilge liom.
Put on a pair of these earlier and felt my eyes melt on three dimensions.
Explained to a lady at the train station that Ireland hasn't had an eclipse since 1999. She said, "oh you must have been a little boy then."
At the session I regularly attend, there's an elderly gentleman who plays the mandolin. Every time he's there, someone inevitably requests "Just One Cornetto".
Me in Belfast in August 2026 versus me in Belfast in January 2023.
I was hoping to get an electrical picnic ticket just to go see the Geese.
One pigeon goes one way, the other pigeon goes the other. And then this guy's saying "whaddya want from me?"
I just made the bachelor approximation of a mammy summer salad.
Not sure whether to beat my chest or roll into a ball and cry.
What the hell should I do? I need to get home in time for Glenroe.
@ligofe.bsky.social I can't believe this is two full years ago.
This cool stone I found in the Phoenix Park looks kinda like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Dublin is the best city on God's green Earth. I'll respectfully fight anyone who disagrees.
I dragged @sineadnoonan.bsky.social to afternoon tea today in St Helen's, Stillorgan.
I can't believe I'm reduced to quaffing something with this name.