the failure of advertisements to engage viewers is entirely their own fault. stop asking me what brands i like and appeal to my autism. hit me with polls like "Do you think Goku would support this company?" or "If this CEO was in charge of NERV, which Angel would humanity perish to?"

its weird to me how far into DBZ theyre still shown to be scared of guns. like Goku is immune to bullets in episode 1 of Dragon Ball and since then everyone has only scaled massively in power, I get that guns can shoot bigger bullets but these guys are tanking nukes, why are they scared of an AK?

it is somewhat odd that Kairi gets the Destiny Islands themed keyblade considering shes the only one of the core trio that DOESNT come from there originally.

it feels fundamentally wrong that when i try to think of a game with the most similar gameplay to Kingdom Hearts, the best comp is Devil May Cry. like it feels like there should be something out there thats closer than that to the KH formula.

theres no chance King Piccolo's egglaying didnt set off hundreds of oral oviposition fetishists like sleeper agents

panic attack that makes you think youre having a heart attack which gives you a longer bigger subsequent panic attack deep breaths in the shower

so which artwork from the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series scarred you the most for life? (if you say Harold youre a basic bitch /j) mine was The Red Spot, genuinely had that page dogeared over the page before it so they would stick together and never show the illustration when i read it.

i wasnt familiar with the continuity between Steven Universe, the movie, and Future, but just learned why the original show was cut short and i know im late to this party but im very upset 😤

i still advocate that the best possible way to wake up every morning is being pissed on. wet warm urine running through its hair and splattering up its nose, chasing away any silly dreams that didnt revolve around being your urinal

need to get bred with your foot on my head while you beat my ass red til my hole has been fed ❤️ treat me like tread while you thrust and embed my face into the bed till the sheets are in shreds!

an undeniably positive aspect of Dragon Ball is its consistant theming that if you exercise enough you can stop bullets and kill gods. its health propaganda and it lowkey works, ive thought "i should go work out" more in 60 episodes of this show than in most of my life combined

what the FUCK is Penguin Village? truly a batshit mini-arc out of nowhere. Dragon Ball has no shortage of oddities but suddenly we get dropped into a city of weirdos, telepath babies, aliens, cyborg speedsters, superheroes, and robot cupids. its just suddenly an entirely different universe.

okay ngl Bulma arguing to Krillin that Goku would leave them behind to survive while Goku, separated, risks everything just to save an innocent mouse is one of the BEST examinations of his character across the series. thats one thing Dragon Ball always gets right: Goku is a wonderful character

some of these episode titles got absolutely ruined in translation. subtitle for original japanese episode title: "The Security Guard at the Bottom of the Ocean" english episode title: "Beware of Robot"

some of these episode titles got absolutely ruined in translation. subtitle for original japanese episode title: "The Security Guard at the Bottom of the Ocean" english episode title: "Pirate Robot"

*sighs* there is no open world fatigue the same way there is no superhero fatigue. we have just moved past the point where those things on their own are selling points. being open world isnt enough, it also has to be good. same with superheroes.

its so cute that theres a little theme song for when Goku calls and rides Nimbus but the fact that they fail to play it when Goku first calls it back after believing it was destroyed is one of the biggest misses of all time, the buildup is perfect, everything was ready and its just.. bland ambience.

an outdoor doghouse might not be the most realistic living situation, but keeping your cuckpuppy locked in your BDSM dungeon 24/7? more than feasible. chain that cant quite reach the door. toilet and shower in the room itself. pet always there to serve when you bring somebody down to play with.

ngl i do objectively like the *formula* for Dragon Ball better than that of Dragon Ball Z. while the latter is a constant game of powerscaling to keep the main cast on the back foot against each new threat, the former is mostly Goku vs someone who doesnt stand a fuckin chance against Goku

former coworker got fired directly due to layoffs around AI restructuring and decided to "follow his dream" to start a fucking LLC developing AI hunting apps. if you cant beat em, dig your own grave and crawl the fuck in i guess.

kink resteraunt with submissive nude servers with the menu tatooed on them in various formats so guests can choose what they want by touch. order steak and they bring out the cute cow slut with the different cuts labelled so you can pick exactly what meat you want. all of our staff accept "tips" 😘

look mutts never been good at "setting goals", its much more built for "following orders" so like most tools, it is essentially dormant and functionless until somebody uses it

every ashtray should be donut-shaped so you can pull a sub's cock and balls through the middle

need more spidergirls. slightly dysphoric about only having two arms to grope you with while she practices species euphoria by tying up her cute prey and sucking them dry without mercy.

Krillin and Roshi stopping their active match to take five straight minutes reinacting for the crowd what moves they were doing at superspeed is one of the funniest bits ever i cried laughing.

rewatching Dragonball and Wolf Fang Fist is so fucking funny, not only is his intro stance hilariously meme-y on its own but its LITERALLY never the same move he just does his charge then something different after every single time. sometimes theres a flurry after, sometimes not, its just NOT a move

firing squad themed party where youre marched out and tied in a hood while guests pelt you with things throughout the night. starting with eggs so they have time to dry and start to smell. then paintballs to tenderize you a bit. then finally water balloons filled with piss to seep into everything.

Owner that gets custom stamps made for the most common bodywriting they like to label you with, saves time and editing handwriting mistakes. once you're stripped down we can just aggressively slap "PISS HERE", "TRASHCUNT", "FREE 4 ALL", "TOILET PAPER" and many more onto your skin and get to the fun.

blank metal lockable kigu mask with replacable magnetic faceplates so users can swap out what character they're using without getting a new toy or unlocking you.

printing out and perforating photos of your Owner's feet and gluing them to the inside of your sunglass lenses so while you can see through them, no matter where you focus their soles are always, ALWAYS in view, dominating your world. as they should be.