Still unnerved by the Cyclops scene in The Odyssey. 100% pure horror. #TheOdyssey

#TheOdyssey

💔⚫⚪ #NUFC #RIPKingKev

#England #NUFC

Hydration break

#WorldCup #ENGARG

i don’t think I’m going to see The Odyssey because we’ve already got The Odyssey at home

#NUFC

#BayeuxTapestry #BritishMuseum

Hey you may be hilarious and charming but... What was the third one?

Arsenal: £60m #NUFC :

Haaland definitely has a higher than average Neanderthal DNA. #WorldCup #BRANOR

#WorldCup #MEXENG #WWE

Alexander Isak not for sale. Newcastle confirm.

Express yourself. #WorldCup #ENGCOD

UEFA disciplinary committee drafting a letter to #NUFC

#WorldCup #GERPAR 🇩🇪 🇵🇾

David Hopkinson: who made that man head of recruitment? Eddie Howe: I did sir, he's my nephew:

Newcastle trying to do things under the radar:

#PANENG #WorldCup

Me at half time:

I went to see Metallica last night in Glasgow. Quite possibly the best gig I've been to. #Metallica

I, on the other hand, look like I'm celebrating the #NUFC takeover in 2021.

My wife has one of those cooling towels wrapped around her head and she looks like Durag Vince McMahon.

I love any episode of The Simpsons when The Orphans make an appearance.

If we can somehow manage to beat Liverpool on the opening day then we go on a run of wins and are top of the league by Christmas #NUFC

Did someone say "Hydration Break"? #WorldCup