"that's not an ambush predator. that's my wife!"

this is where she lives btw

farm goth not beating the alligations

iran:

this one, right?

i know he's just a pretty typical cat, but

i'll know it's satisfactory if we've had our coffee before @poemsandfungus.bsky.social has time to ask me anything like this

it's a very nice felt black gambler hat with this on the front

anthropologists have also found some examples of talismans and other magical items used by linewives to ward off the bucket bunny

hey babe! what do you think of my new registered trademark?

interesting

you might be surprised to hear this, but

"be seeing you"

had to go find this in my files. some people would still definitely get mad, but 9/11 just doesn't hit usians the way it probably should

i would make a drink called 9/11

(there's no thames or other such heavily polluted body of water near here, so i'm having to take a pretty big/questionable artistic liberty with this one) me emerging from my wakulla springs bathing spot