William Gerrard
@billgerrard
The Screenwriter who employs his Leisure ill
Went to the summit of Haleakalā in Hawaii last night and took this photo of the Milky Way with just a phone, which hardly seems possible but there it is
Classic euphemistic NY Times headline—sounds better than "I jumped out a window"
The various faith traditions differ widely on this subject. No one really knows 🤷
His best move now is to expand on the tattoo a second time to make it Nazi again and try running as a Republican
Don’t let the woke weather stop you from celebrating America’s Golden Age
This Mel Brooks quote is still one of the all-time best statements about the nature of comedy
Schrödinger's Israel both "commits to cease-fire in Lebanon" and "is likely to continue attacks in Lebanon"
Imagine being a callous, unfeeling person and sitting down to breakfast and this is what you see
The Onion was overly optimistic in assuming that the fighting would be done offshore
This could never happen to you in an AI “relationship,” and that’s the problem. Real relationships require vulnerability and risk.
Spend enough time in LA and you’ll eventually see dogs that look like human Angelinos
Nolan already has *already* blown the casting on his next film—reports are that he’s having a young woman play this old lady 🙄
Donald Jr.: Hey dad, you’re coming to my wedding, right? Trump: Uhhh….. Cut to spinning newspaper with headline: TRUMP THREATENS RENEWED STRIKES ON IRAN
Fondly remembering when Noam Chomsky replied to an email with the immortal words, “Never heard of Baby Yoda, I'm afraid”
When you’re haunted by ghosts with neck pain but totally indifferent to their suffering because the side sleeper trick works so well