Bill Kimler
@billkimler
Mathematics & physics background, now a software product manager. Donated a kidney Jan 2022. Ran 1000 miles in a year once. Ran for office too in South Carolina!
I don't care if this will blind or maim innocent passersby. I WANT ONE OF THESE BUG ZAPPERS!
Really annoyed by this trend of putting "-maxxing" at the end of words to denote a new stupid fad.
It's a slow day in Law Enforcement when they issue a massive press release on the arrest of a 66-year-old for prostitution. I sleep easier tonight knowing our community has been made just a little bit safer as a result. 🙄
I dreamt last night that I was bonding with Stands with a Fist from "Dances with Wolves". She was struggling to remember how to speak English and I was trying to connect with her by showing how my Brother P-Touch label maker worked. I have some serious psychological issues to work out.
Personally, I don't care about the World Cup. But THIS? I'd watch this 24 x 7!
This model just up and quit working on us. Does anyone know of a good fix-it shop? Or should we just donate it to Goodwill?
This is EXACTLY the same level of help I can expect from my wife if I'm in a similar predicament!
I've been watching the full Monty Python TV series recently and this article brought warmness to my heart! #MontyPython www.atlasobscura.com/places/terry...
I'm sitting over here like a dope waiting for MY son to do this for me!
Last year at this time, I was at my daughter's wedding. This year, I got to attend a wedding WITH my daughter! It was a much less stressful thing to do. What a fun time!
Decent enough film, but ultimately dissatisfying. Should've been so much better. www.imdb.com/title/tt1504...
The pro-bullying lobby is now speaking out against the threat of AI-powered robots taking over their vital role in elementary schools.
We had a wonderful art gallery show at Westminster Presbyterian recently. But this one from the Creator, in my view, was the blue ribbon winner! #GreenwoodSC #PCUSA #WestminsterPresbyterian
Once in a rare while, we can clean ourselves up and have a night out! #GreenvilleSC #YeahThatGreenville
In honor of the "Masters of the Universe" movie coming out, here's my baby brother Joey enjoying the best Christmas ever in 1983.
No matter what encouragement we offered, she refused to fold the laundry that she herself was responsible for creating.
The President said grocery prices are down, so quit yer bitchin'! Hope you enjoyed your $44/lb Memorial Day burger and thank him with every juicy bite!
"Critics are alarmed by the news that the Trump administration reportedly fired all 22 current members of the National Science Board, the body that steers the National Science Foundation and advises Congress and the president on top scientific issues." www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
How is this not a bigger deal here in Greenwood? Those Lander boys are taking shots like nobody else! #GreenwoodSC #LanderUniversity
Ava took this photo of my Ace while he was running today. Is there anyone here who can help diagnose his condition? I'm convinced it's doggie demonic possession. Is there such thing as a petcorcist that can see him? #Dogs #DemonDogs
If you're not the type to stand in public protesting an unAmerican administration, maybe you're the type to drive by and offer cold refreshing water to those who are. Everybody has a part to play. #NoKings
Maybe if they didn't spend all night meowing and pawing at the bedroom door, they would need to sleep at 3 o'clock in the damn afternoon! Now where are my cymbals? #cats
Someone on my feed shared this quote to make a point about which political party is truthful and which is not. The fact that this is quote is completely fabricated is an irony that I'm afraid will be completely lost in that individual.
I just got offered an opportunity to sit in on job interviews in place of overseas, remote, non-English speaking workers. In return, I would earn 20% of their salary. Yes, it's a scam and it's illegal. But I think I'd be *REALLY* be good at it! #JobOffer