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The future is here — we just need to distribute it. (He/Him)

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Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· 15d

Principal Skinner trying to figure out if he's old and out of touch

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· 17d

Manchin also killed guaranteed maternity leave, keeping the US as one of like 5 countries in the world without it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· 19d

the bugs bunny meme where he's in a tuxedo with his hands clasped in front of him that says "i wish all billionaire bootlickers a very fuck off and die"

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· 26d

I didn't realize that. Does he know he's arguing for stripping his own citizenship? His parents only moved to the US two years before he was born and in 1985 you had to be a resident for five years to become a citizen. obituaries.rwcpulse.com/obituaries/m...

An excerpt from the linked obituary:

"In 1985, Ze’ev immigrated to the United States and settled with Hadassah and their first two children, Gilead and Oded, in Palo Alto, California. For the next twenty-five years, he worked for various technology companies in the semiconductor industry as a software engineer.

"In the mid-1990s, Ze’ev, now a father of four (his twin sons Ilan and Eytan were born in 1987)..."

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jul 10

In the Heat of the Night (5 stars) Marathon Man (4 stars) Breach (3.5 stars) A Quiet Place (1.5 stars, Why didn’t they just live by the waterfall????)

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jul 3

Holy shit, the assistants aren’t even getting the money, the people running their agency are. I wonder much they‘re kicking back to the arbitratior.

A paragraph from the article:

Christopher Matthews, president of MPowerHealth, which owns Precision Assist, said the company needs “fair and sustainable reimbursement” to staff operations and ensure positive patient outcomes. Surgical assistants at MPowerHealth are paid salaries for their work, and the company collects any arbitration awards, a spokeswoman said.

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jul 2

Biden jobs report June 2023 that is pretty average with 220,000 jobs added: “signs of continued cooling” Trump jobs report this month with 57,000 jobs added: deceptive graph, “American economy continues to stride past obstacles, including the inflationary pressures of the war with Iran” Fuck offff

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 30

Norman Osborn saying "You know, I'm something of a pooper myself"

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 25

the movie poster for "Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia"

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 24

A tweet by @InternetHippo from July 1, 2017:
"Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting 'Better things aren't possible'"

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 15

@jonbois.bsky.social You've made it (become the subject of a crossword clue on @puzzmo.com)

A crossword clue: 57 Sportswriter Jon who invented scorigami

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 15

This is a chinese operation to make american scientists look bad :P

Pedosphere is sponsored jointly by the Soil Science Society of China and the Institute of Soil Science, Chinese Academy of Sciences in cooperation with 5 of the most important Chinese institutions and universities working in the field of soil science: China Agricultural University; the Institute of Applied Ecology, Chinese Academy of Sciences; Nanjing Agricultural University; South China Agricultural University; and Zhejiang University.

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 8

Someone in a car leaning forward, looking out her driver-side window and saying "Ok then name one poison"

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 8

an old tweet by lauren @NotABigJerk that says "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 6

Homer Simpson from the hit tv animated sitcom “the simpsons” lying in the middle of his bed. He has the covers pulled up around him like a big toasty cinnamon roll.

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 1

A sign that says JUNE IS KNIFE MONTH above an screenshot of Moe from The Simpsons holding two knives which have been painted with the pride flag.

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Jun 1

gotta scare off the bot by swearing at it

the same search as in the original post but with "-asshole -motherfucker -shit" appended to the query. Now the results don't have the AI summary and just show the link to the article and facebook.

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· May 27

And yet it was never ported to the Robomow

a home-built robot lawnmower from around 1997 called the "robomow" It's clearly a prototype with a giant battery on the top and wires going everywhere

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Apr 22

Mainstream dems when they lose an election by tacking to the center and berating voters for not being excited about them

A four-panel comic. Panel 1 shows a crow sitting on a stool in front of a microphone. The crow is saying "it's the left's fault we keep losing"

Panel 2 shows a man in the audience shouting "Booo! get better material!"

In panel 3 you see the crow start sweating and looking at its notecards.

In panel 4 you see the notecards which say repeatedly "it's the left's fault. it's the left's fault. it's the left's fault..."

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Apr 20

You should model the next water tower off of the one near me that’s nicknamed “the brick dick”

A large and very phallic water tower juts upward into the open sky

Evil Sarkastodon@billthecat· Apr 12

It’s clear that when centrist dems say “we need a bigger tent” they mean “we need to throw minorities under the bus to try to appeal to the most hateful people on social media”