Long Sam Sluggington

@billyr

🐌banana slug *ariolimax colombianus* 🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore. 🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals 🧙‍♂️he/him

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Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· 18d

they come from post holes, of course. you dig them out with one of these

post hole digger
with grip! ooh gotta have that GRIP

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· 28d

bobby higginson 1996 baseball card (detroit tigers)

he is holding a sheet of paper upon which his name has been scrawled, like he and his buddies are playing "cops and robbers" and he's getting his mugshot.

i don't know if my memories are clear and i'm certainly not going to check, but i think he was the tigers' token all-star a couple seasons, and i remember him as "the best" player on some teams that were straight garbage.

and look at him. gross, right? what you see are the awful vibes that were always coming off him. do i even have to tell you he was from philly?

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jul 11

get it right, losers

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jul 11

KETCHUP AND MAYONAAAAIIISE!!! (sometimes with sweet relish)

a symbol representing my brave declaration of condiment preference: a raving legislator is forcibly removed from the floor

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jul 9

(ian astbury voice) 🎸

hair removal vanes
(sing it to the tune of "love removal machine" by the cult)

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jul 3

listening now

audibook cover
THIS VAST ENTERPRISE
Craig Fehrman

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 28

Lost Lake, Mt Hood National Forest, Oregon

mist rises from the dark green forest above the slate gray waters of Lost Lake

three fallen trees that looked pretty cool irl but which fail to convey their coolness in the medium of online amateur iphone photography

a wide-angle shot of Lost Lake under a cloudy sky

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 22

LONG SAM
slugs, not drugs! but also, drugs

gi joe style

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 22

Church Rock Trail, Red Rock Park, Church Rock, New Mexico last hike in Gallup, back to Oregon tomorrow, already looking forward to my next visit

Church Rock trailhead, with CR looming in the distance

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 22

related: i have come up with a totally rad fly and dope new dance combining the classic funky chicken and the worm, i call it

another roadside placard in PDNP, this one titled "the funky worm."

it was father's day. i know the joke sucks but i do not care

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 22

an educational roadside sign with the headline "Get Lost" the painted desert in petrified forest national park

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 22

we drove through Holbrook, Ariz., on our way back to Gallup, and a street sign there led me to this bizarre wikipedia page. care to meet me at the ice cream shoppe? the address? oh, it's at 112 BUCKET OF BLOOD STREET

scenes from Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 22

Petrified Forest National Park, Ariz.

Blue Mesa area of Petrified Forest NP; an asphalt footpath leads through a valley of remarkably stratified hills

a small boulder of petrified wood, the size of a small boulder, atop bare white rock and decomposing granite and silicates

these logs were slowly turned to stone over millions of years and folks, i can relate

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 20

Pyramid Rock Trail, Red Rock Park, Church Rock, New Mexico

sunrise at church rock, seen from the pyramid rock trail

my shadow waving back to me.
hello, long sam!

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 20

i might go back in the morning

i parked in an empty lot under a sign that read, "TRAIL PARKING." i came back three hours later flanked by horse trailers in a lot now full of horse trailers. but i met Faith Holyan (that's her name on the trailer) and she is one of the loveliest people i have ever had the pleasure of parking next to

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 20

Pyramid Rock and Church Rock Trails, Red Rock Park, Church Rock, New Mexico

church rock seen from the pyramid rock trail

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 19

grain belt always gets a "hell yeah!" from me, but i am checking in with this

a half-smoked bowl in a sand-colored glass pipe in the foreground, an eighth of new mexico's finest cannabis (idk, it's fine, nothing special) behind it, all atop the black-and-white faux tile table on my sister-in-law's back patio in Gallup

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 17

idk, kinda like argentina's chances vs uh argentina

the nyt athletic app headline: "Updates as Messi and Argentina get set to face Argentina in Kansas City

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 15

this is living 86 teacher's dirty looks btw

inflatable kiddie pool under a shade umbrella in a beaverton backyard on a very hot and sunny day

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 15

it's wading pool time in beaverton

108°F in beaver town and 105k on the mill

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 14

sahalie falls, willamette national forest, oregon

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 11

"tigers threaten but do not score"
a la star trek title card

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 8

Storey Burn and Gravelle Brothers Trails, Tillamook State Forest, Oregon

two shy but curious deer checking me out on the Storey Burn trail in Tillamook SF, Ore.

the trail is a narrow dirt path through dense forest of ferns, rhododendrons, bigleaf maples, and douglas firs. the trunk of a doug fir occupies the right side of the frame in the foreground, with the two cute little deer somewhat obscured by foliage

an oregon forestsnail living its best life in tillamook SF, oregon.

the shot is a closeup but this guy is just two or three inches long

lovely little reddish orange blossom in tillamook state forest

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 4

two-volume pop history of 20th-century USA, "The Glory and the Dream," David Halberstam

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· Jun 1

Timothy Lake, Mt Hood National Forest, Oregon

Timothy Lake in the foreground, with snowy stratovolcano Mt Hood presiding in the background; dense forest of douglas firs crowds the shores of the lake and a small sailboat is visible in the distance

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· May 29

open your eyes. we are fighting multiple enemies on multiple fronts

a sticker on a bollard on an urban trail in beaverton, oregon LOL
it is a russian orthodox (??? i think??? idk don't @ me) priest burning a portrait of Lenin and it is funny to me

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· May 28

Vernors tastes awful

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· May 25

the tigers are off today, starting a 3-game homestand against the angels tomorrow. guaranteed not to lose today! happy memorial day! the angels are the only team in the AL with a worse record than detroit this year

the detroit tigers are 23-29 vs the los angeles angels of anaheim california since 2017

Long Sam Sluggington@billyr· May 22

#TTBDNS