Billy Z (@billyz) · DIRTY

Billy Z

@billyz

sci-fi enjoyer, baseball fan, 90s rememberer, cat man. Go Phillies!

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Billy Z@billyz· 4d

Good night, Phillies

damn it.
Frick.
Shit.
blergh.
Game's over, oh brother.

Billy Z@billyz· 5d

If you see this, post a Spider-Man.

Spider-Man with a hand on his chin, thinking. Next to him is Miles Morales in Spider-Man jammies making the same pose.

Billy Z@billyz· 16d

Saving this for later.

Alec Bohm looking into the camera. The caption reads "Mayhem".

Billy Z@billyz· 16d

Timeline kismet

First post reads: what am I supposed to do without a TdF (Tour De France) this morning?

Second post reads: the best cure for a Tour De France Hommes hangover is knowing that Tour De France Femmes is just 5 days away.

Billy Z@billyz· Jul 8

This is a flyer I got in the mail from a local HVAC company I will never call. Nice fingers!

Billy Z@billyz· Jun 13

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.

Billy Z@billyz· Apr 14

Okay, I chuckled

John Carpenter announces release dates for "They Live" sequels "They Laugh" and "They Love."

Billy Z@billyz· Apr 2

Oh, that explains it

I don't know why you're laughing, THE DOW is UNDER 50 THOUSAND.

Billy Z@billyz· Mar 26

May the end of the game never come. #foreverbaseball

Since baseball time is measured only in outs, all you have to do is succeed utterly; keep hitting, keep the rally alive, and you have defeated time. You remain forever young. Sitting in the stands, we sense this, if only dimly. The players below us—Mays, DiMaggio, Ruth, Snodgrass—swim and blur in memory, the ball floats over to Terry Turner, and the end of this game may never come.

Roger Angell, The Summer Game.

Billy Z@billyz· Mar 26

My body is ready.

The Philly Phanatic.

Billy Z@billyz· Mar 21

Dunevengers: Dunesday

Headline: It's officially on: Dune: Part 3 and Avengers: Doomsday are coming out on the exact same day.

Billy Z@billyz· Mar 15

My wife thinks I might be the only person on the planet who ever bought these two books on the same day. 🤔

Dungeons and Dragons Player's handbook next to a copy of Pheasant Tail Simplicity.

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 25

Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello Raphael

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 23

Someone approved this fucking AI slop and sent it out to represent their company. Absolutely pathetic.

AI slop ass picture that's supposed to be a hand of a technician working on a heat pump, but the fingers are sprouting all over the place. It looks like absolute shit.

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 21

.007

Phi at Tor scorebug that shows Rogers facing Moore.

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 15

Seinfeld voice: that's a shame

The Epstein Files have smashed Jimmy Fallon's spaghetti sauce dreams.

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 13

Just out here The Maxxmaxxing, ya know, popping in and out of the Outback, protecting Julie/the Jungle Queen, fighting Isz, wondering how I got this mask, punching Mr. Gone, chung-chung-CHUNG-CHUNG Oh God, the pounding in my head has started again CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG

Animated The Maxx wearing his headdress in the Outback, next to the Jungle Queen.

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 13

LinkedIn Posts From Hell:

Bob Bitchin shows off his newsletter open rate in an AI generated image in which he has three hands.

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 9

Uh...in case *what* happens again, Mug Root Beer???

A sponsored post by Mug Root Beer showing table full of mug root beer products, a mug root beer tshirt, and brown corduroy pants. The caption reads: "Wearing brown pants in case it happens again."

Billy Z@billyz· Feb 9

The Neon needs to at least be nominated.

A 1993 Dodge Neon. An absolute jellybean.

Billy Z@billyz· Dec 23

Flyers win! 🟠⚫

Billy Z@billyz· Dec 23

The reason for the season. #merryGritmas

Gritty, dressed as Santa, being lowered to the ice on a cable, while a bunch of sparkly ladies dance in a circle.

Billy Z@billyz· Dec 23

I'm ready! Let's go, the Flyers!

Billy Z@billyz· Dec 22

Philadelphia, I am here.

Downtown Philadelphia through a dirty window.

Billy Z@billyz· Dec 5

Harper's going .217 next year, isn't he?

Bryce Harper: EBOO is a procedure in which 1/3 of your blood is drawn from your body, passed through a filtration and ozonation device, and then returned to your bloodstream.

Circulates your blood outside your body.
Exposes the blood to ozone (O2) and will oxygenate or filter...

Billy Z@billyz· Nov 8

Let's go!

Cot for choice, the ultimate campaign slogan. Phillies.

Billy Z@billyz· Oct 14

What www.thronescience.com/post/introdu...

Introducing Throne One: the first wearable for your toilet.
Written by Scott Hinkle.
Meet throne one, the first continuous gut health monitor. Effortless, hands-free insights into digestion, hydration, and urinary flow.
It's a camera in your shitter, what could go wrong?

Billy Z@billyz· Oct 10

Billy Z@billyz· Sep 29

Lol, "misleading"

Billy Z@billyz· Sep 16

BEHOLD