Skye Wolfer
@biolard
8th level spidermancer. bug pic aficionado. ska enjoyer. she/it genderslop
tragic: that woman in a leather jacket and ripped jeans thats giving you gender envy is actually a yugioh card
I can't believe how much mileage I'm still getting out of this stupid edit
me when I explain how I'm actually the best and most queer person there is and all those annoying lesbians aren't trans enough because they won't date men
if you're gonna fuck up my garden, you're gonna do it on my terms. get caramel corned, idiot
running this lil shit and making my opponents declare if they're playing stuff in main 1 or main 2, because if I tap it, any summoning sick creatures played in main 1 get blown up
wingspan is a game about birds and finspan is about fish. by the logic implicit to the series' naming convention, we must therefore conclude that a dragon's primary locomotive limb is their wyrm
he'll gladly help change your tires but instead of fish he'll be talking about all the bodacious chicks he met at the RHCP concert
shout-out to my chud summer squash, who I assumed would be a viny plant like other cucurbits I've grown but instead decided to grow a two inch thick stem straight up and sprout leaves so heavy even its thick ass stalk couldn't handle it