Bipolar Vortex

@bipolarvortex

Childless Y2K relic. Living in sin with my best friend since 2010—officially common-law servants to the cats. If you don't have to grease the light poles, are you even living? 🌈Schmoopis & 🌈Klein - For Always, Forever #FionaFiFoFum #StinkyBee

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Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 8d

Last week my niece came to stay for a few days. She’s very afraid of cats after being terrorized by my parents’ antisocial cat. Fiona hit it off with my niece and they were soon besties. I think Fiona changed my niece’s mind about cats.🐈‍⬛ 🖤 #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #Wegie #FionaFiFoFum #BlackCats

Fiona, the green-eyed floofy black car, sits on my niece’s lap.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 12d

Bread on TV, biscuits on the couch. #MakingBiscuits #FionaFiFoFum #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #BlackCats #Wegie

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 24d

Sending you peaceful, healing vibes for the weekend! 🖤 #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #FionaFiFoFum #Wegie #BlackCats #Catsky #WeekendVibes

Fiona, the beautiful black floof, rests her head on a yellow book. Her lovely green eyes are looking into your soul.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 25d

As a person who came of age during the Y2K era, my memory is not that great anymore. I have no idea which meme this is from, but I think it’s the best caption for this picture of Fiona: “WHOMST?!?!?” #Catsky #FionaFiFoFum #CatsofBluesky #CatNoirFriday #Wegie

Fiona, the beautiful black floofy cat, lays on the windowsill. She’s backlit and her eyes are wide giving her an almost astonished expression.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 26d

Classic Busy Bee — when she is focused on something (like when she’s stalking her sister) she raises her little left foot. She’s so precious. 🖤🤍🧡 #BirbWatching #NeighborhoodWatch #StinkyBee #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #Calico

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, watches intently out the window at the birdies outside. She has her left front leg raised, hovering, in anticipation.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 27d

My beautiful little ladies. 🖤🧡🤍🖤 #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #StinkyBee #FionaFiFoFum #AdoptDontShop #CatsAreFamily

Busy Bee (tortoiseshell/calico kitty) and Fiona (floofy black kitty) are posing together on my desk.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· 29d

Happy #ManicMonday! Busy is doin’ a snooze this morning and can’t help but be adorable, as per usual. Hope your week is off to a lovely start! #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #StinkyBee #Calico #Snooze

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, they’d on her side on the couch. Her front feet are pulled up to her chin and her mostly white belly is showing.

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is laying with her head upside down. Her little face is a jumble of white, orange tabby, and black. She has white whiskers and eyebrows. Her one eye is cracked open and it is a greenish orange.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jul 9

Behold, I am Busy Bee, destroyer of upholstery. #StinkyBee #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #Calico #Tortoiseshell #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, stands on the back of a gray armchair. She’s sharpening her claws on the upholstery.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 30

Oh, it’s Tuesday! I have some toe-adjacent pictures for you today. Aren’t Busy Bee’s little legs so cute? 🥰 #ToebeanTuesday #Catsky #StinkyBee #Calico #CatsofBluesky

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 27

And finally, the middle child, Liam. He’s pretty reclusive and has decided he doesn’t like me or my toes, which he has attacked twice. Love him anyway, little stinker. #CatsofBluesky #Petsitting #WhyCantWeBeFrens #Catsky

Liam, the brown tabby, gives me the stink-eye.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 27

This is Fitz, the youngest of my cousin-cats. He is a very social, dapper gentleman (and a bit of a rascal). #Caturday #Petsitting #Catsky #TuxedoCats #CatsofBluesky

Fitz, the black tuxedo kitty. His face has what looks like a white exclamation mark down his nose.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 27

Happy #Caturday! I’m house sitting for my cousin this weekend and this is my handsome wake up service. His name is Finn and he has no eyebrows. I’ll post pictures of his brothers, Liam and Fitz, when I can snap a good picture. Have a great weekend! #CatsofBluesky #Catsky #Petsitting #NoEyebrows

My cousin-cat, Finn, sitting on top of a dresser. He is a chonky white and brownish-gray tabby. His face is mostly white and it looks like he doesn’t have eyebrows.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 22

Double loaf! #KittyLoafMonday #CatsofBluesky #StinkyBee #FionaFiFoFum #Calico #BlackCats #Wegie #Catsky

Fiona, the black floofy cat, and Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, sit side-by-side in the loaf position.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 19

Happy #CatNoirFriday! We made it! Behold, her excellence Fiona. Let’s have a lovely weekend, frens! #Catsky #FionaFiFoFum #BlackCats #Wegie #CatsofBluesky

A black and white picture of Fiona, the majestic black floofy cat. Her light eyes stand out against her dark face.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 14

Good morning/day/evening wherever you are! Me and Busy Bee doin’ a snoozle yesterday. Happy Sunday! #StinkyBee #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #Naps #Calico

A picture of Busy Bee laying with her back pressed against my leg while we both nap.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 13

She really does! It gets more magnificent each day. 🖤

Gorgeous Fiona the black floofy cat. She is sitting pretty and showing off her coat of silky black fur blended with a light brown, wavy undercoat.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 12

In case anyone wanted to know how big Fiona is…Me for scale. She goes limp noodle when I pick her up, and we were trying to get a picture of her head on my shoulder. Alas, something moved outside. #FionaFiFoFum #BlackCats #Wegie #Catsky #CatsofBluesky

Me, holding Fiona the black floof, in my arms. A second before she was laying her head on my shoulder, but at the last second she saw movement out the window.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 11

Oh good, you’re awake. Breakfast time was 2 minutes ago. - Fiona 🖤 #Catsky #FionaFiFoFum #BlackCats #Wegie #CatsofBluesky

Fiona, the floofy black cat, sits on my desk chair looking at me expectantly. She is telling me to get up and feed her.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 10

I submit Busy Bee’s eyebrows for your viewing pleasure this #WhiskersWednesday! #Catsky #StinkyBee #CatsofBluesky #Calico

Top down view of Busy Bee’s calico/tortoiseshell noggin. You can see the spray of little white whiskers that are her eyebrows.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 8

Weekend naps in the window are Fiona's favorite. Happy Monday, frens! Hope your week is off to a good start. #FionaFiFoFum #BlackCats #CatNaps #KittyintheWindow #Catsky #CatsofBluesky

Fiona, the floofy black kitty, sleeps on the windowsill. She has her front paws curled up to her neck. Behind her the sun is setting and highlighting her beautiful coat.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· Jun 3

#WhiskersWednesday is here! Sleepy Bee💤🐝 has woken up just to show off her lovely, white whiskers. We hope the rest of the week goes smoothly for you all! #StinkyBee #CatsofBluesky #Catsky #Calico

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, looks sleepily at me. Her white whiskers are fanned out gloriously. Her drowsy eyes are a warm gold-green.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 30

Hello frens and happy #Caturday! Busy Bee and Fiona are doing fantastic, it’s the pesky human (🙋🏻‍♀️) that’s been AWOL from Bluesky for a minute. Enjoy these goofy pictures of ferocious Fiona! #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #FionaFiFoFum #Playtime #ApexPredator

A blurry picture of Fiona, the floofy black kitty, playing with a feather wand.

A silly picture of Fiona, the floofy black kitty, making a silly face while playing with a ribbon wand.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 21

Halp! My arm is asleep! #StinkyBee #Catsky #Calico #CatsofBluesky

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is curled up against my side and using my hand/arm as a pillow.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 18

My crew lounging around on the weekend. When everybody’s piled on the couch together we call it “Pride Rock.” #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #FionaFiFoFum #StinkyBee #LazySunday

My partner reclining on the couch. Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is laying like a baby in his arm. Fiona, the majestic black floof, is stretched out on the other side of a blanket pile.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 16

Today’s #FreakyFriday and Busy definitely spotted something freaky! (I added the elk call in post because it seemed fitting.) #StinkyBee #Calico #Catsky #CatsofBluesky

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 12

I was going to wait for #WackyWednesday to post this, but honestly Busy Bee’s manic energy is much needed on #TiredTuesday. #Catsky #Calico #StinkyBee #CatsofBluesky

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico cat, sits on the windowsill. She is turned to look at the camera with her usual insane expression. Her eyes are huge and are green/golden.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 10

Happy #Mother’sDay to all my cat parents out there! Gender is irrelevant—today is for all the nurturers and caretakers. Enjoy your day! 💐 🥰 🖤🤍🧡 #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #CatsAreFamily #AdoptDontShop #BFFs #FionaFiFoFum #StinkyBee

Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is grooming her sister, Fiona the black floof, by licking the top of Fiona’s head.

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 8

How wonderful to be greeted by this adorable creature when I get home from work. 🖤🤍🧡 Watch to the end, her reaction is hilarious. Also, pardon the silly baby talk. Can’t help it, she’s a sweet widdle baby! 🥹 #StinkyBee #Calico #Catsky #CatsofBluesky

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 7

A Tale of Two Tails Busy Bee🐝 is doing much better today! We don’t need to start antibiotics. 🖤🤍🧡 #KittyintheWindow #Catsky #Wegie #Calico #CatsofBluesky #FionaFiFoFum #StinkyBee

Bipolar Vortex@bipolarvortex· May 6

I know, I am a terrible cat mother for not posting this sooner, but Fiona and Busy celebrated their first birthdays in April! 🥳We love them so much and are very grateful to be part of their lives. 🖤🤍🧡 #FionaFiFoFum #StinkyBee #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #CatsAreFamily #AdoptDontShop