Juniper Wolf

@birdxnerd

My gender is an anxiety attack and a large Baja Blast. She/Her/They

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Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· 21h

I love my 95 Saturn SW2, but I've been debating selling because parts are getting harder to come by. I've always wanted a convertible, so of course I've been looking at Miatas. Some part of my dumbass brain though is like

A picture of the Green Goblin mask from Spiderman sitting on a chair with text added that says "Saturn Sky Redline".

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· 2d

🎶 Look at my son 🎶 #jumpingspider #spider

A small jumping spider stares out of a clear acrylic enclosure

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· 7d

Ah yes, tub chickens.

Text message exchange, first person asks if they can get a chicken. Response is asking if they mean a cooked one. Original messenger says no, and the response is asking where the chicken would go. Original messenger says tub, and response is a picture of Elmo staring straight ahead.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· 11d

I have a type. #weirdcarbs

Green 1992 Ford Ranger and green 1995 Saturn SW2 on grass in front of a wooden privacy fence.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· 11d

#meme #flock

Picture of a 3D print that looks like a flock camera with the text "For no reason at all I have started making a Flock camera bird feeder for crows".

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· 14d

We got our cat a cat. She hated him at first, but now they are besties.

A diluted six month old ginger cat cuddles a three month old ginger cat on a horizontal scratching post.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· May 6

Everything sucks but this is Toast.

The face of a Siamese cat in a paper bag with one paw hanging out.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Feb 5

Watching the oil in my pink #parishilton skillet shimmer like

Picture of Paris Hilton with the text across the bottom that says "that's hot"

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Jun 8

My friend gave me a tiny trophy and it fits a pack of Gushers

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Apr 14

ALL HAIL THE BIG CHICKEN #bigchicken #marietta

"The Big Chicken" landmark on the KFC in Marietta, GA. The eye rolls and the beak opens and shuts.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 31

#genai #ai

Image shows a man cowering from wasps with the text:

"Ahh, why are wasps stinging me for no reason?"

"We're not stinging you for no reason, we're stinging you because you use generative AI"

"Learn to draw, bitch."

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 28

The Element got hauled off to probably be totaled, yet the Saturn remains.

A meme with the quote "I see no God up here.... Other than ME" with a 1995 Saturn SW2 edited in.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 23

I literally snapped a picture of this Pickup because it was itty bitty and I want it.

The back end of a red 90s Toyota Pickup sitting in traffic.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 23

Party hard. #saturdaynight

Image shows a blunt being held in the left hand, a Whataburger cup, and the Golden Girls on the TV in the background.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 22

Sometimes the antique store has the good stuff.

A vintage Stanley thermos (the green one with the silver lid) with a Union Ironworkers attachment on it.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 21

My window feeder had its first visitor! 😍 #bird #birds #cardinal #northerncardinal

A recessed feeder sits in a house window. A male cardinal sits at the opening, looking at seeds.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 19

One of my favorite memes.

Two cockatoos are yelling at each other. One is black and red and has the caption "goth girl yelling at me" and the other is very puffed up and white, backed against a wall, with the caption "me secretly turned on".

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 16

Today he is 10! Happy birthday, sir. #dog #dogsky #barton

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 12

Finally, my time has come.

A bass guitar and a ukulele with a pigeon painted on it hang on the wall.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 11

Mlem. #dog #dogs

A dog licking the inside of a glass jar.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 10

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 9

Hello yes, here is a Furby for your consideration. Their name is Roller Rink Carpet.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 8

Picked up a film canister to hold my photography labels and I think it'll work out nicely. #photography #35mm #eastmankodakcompany

A vintage 35mm film reel that currently holds labels for a photography business named Polarods.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 5

Mmmm yes very good Bird of the Day, thanks. #bird #birds #pigeon

Image shows a pigeon as "bird of the day" from the Merlin app.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 5

Finally, my tax dollars are being used for something good.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 1

Casually getting zooted and building a bed frame #justgirlythings

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Mar 1

Went to a local cat cafe today. There were many fun residents. This is Buttercup. She likes laps and bitch slapping all the other cats. #cat #catsky

A long hair black and white cat lounges on a side table at a cat cafe.

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Feb 28

Moms for Liberty is involved in a website to report "discrimination" at public schools. You don't need a real email address, you can press the back button and it's still filled. There's a word limit, *not* a character limit, and a spot for attachments. Have fun! Enddei.ed.gov

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Feb 25

I always think i can't have more of a crush on her, and here we are. #fuckelonmusk

Juniper Wolf@birdxnerd· Feb 25

Tonight's teacup is handmade in Poland. Full of honey and pumpkin spice rooibos tea.