Stone Cold 𓅃
@bisexualmorpheus
Dan, he/him. Bristol, England
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Got my first negative review from someone who’s clearly never been in the shop but just doesn’t like me for some reason. I’ve made it!
Not even much of a cream tea guy but this scone was something else, matched the amazing view.
Found this incredibly cursed shelf at the charity shop in Barnstaple.
Your boomer parents when they have to actually drink water instead of forty cups of tea a day during the heatwave
“Hmm nice lighting, largely in focus, interesting angle there to get the balls and shaft in, but the completely shaved pubic area is certainly a choice. Approved, with a warning mark.”
1 egg-on, 1 bean-on - proper lunch. The American mind cannot compreh- [dragged offstage by hook]