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mask over nose wearer (@bisonfactory) · DIRTY

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@bisonfactory

Treehugger. Hockey yeller. Weird brain haver. Albaphile. Friends with a ridiculous cat. Foodbag. Neutral good gnome lore bard. Jersey blood. Philly heart. USDA Zone 6a. He/him.

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mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· 10d

Mario holding a crown out toward the viewer, captioned, “you dropped this, queen”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· 13d

Two panel cartoon.
1) person frowning, sitting on a sofa, another person behind the sofa has opened the top of their head and pulled their brain out
2) the second person threatening the brain with a knife, saying “stop lying to my friend”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· 23d

Left is Andrew Tate getting arrested in a ridiculous outfit. Right is an Asda advertisement where the model is wearing a nearly identical outfit, which retails for £29.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· 28d

A box of Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Brassica oleracea

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jul 12

A quote from the late Anthony Bourdain: “Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia - the fruits of his genius for statesmanship - and you will never understand why he's not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Miloševic. While Henry continues to nibble nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties, Cambodia, the neutral nation he secretly and illegally bombed, invaded, under-mined, and then threw to the dogs, is still trying to raise itself up on its one remaining leg.”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jul 6

Homer Simpson squinting at a CRT monitor, he can’t believe what he just read

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jul 3

I do not want that, get that away from me right now.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jul 2

Straight-on view of a bald eagle crouched in a body of water, taking a drink. Highly undignified and fucked-up looking bird.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jun 26

Bernie Sanders campaign ad meme, but he is once again asking for the banishment of all Matts.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jun 25

Wizard pondering his orb meme, captioned “What I see whilst pondering my orb VS what my orb sees”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jun 14

Diagram of a Boeing 737 showing location and capacity of its fuel tanks (mostly in the wings)

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Jun 1

I’ve had this just sitting on my phone for like four years. I have no clue why.

The illustration from the original post, a red-haired woman in a white dress, with an arm outstretched toward a knight wearing chainmail and a sword. Captioned, “When you about to go on a Crusade with the squad but your girl starts tripping over some bullshit”

Text over the woman’s head reads, “Who this bitch Trebuchet and why the fuck you texting her”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· May 9

Did i ever tell y’all about the lanternfly dice I had made?

A set of eight polyhedral dice for D&D or similar games. They are clear with red numbers, with the remains of a spotted lanternfly embedded inside the resin of each die.

A clear resin d12 with red numbers and a spotted lanternfly inside it

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· May 9

Twitter post dated August 24, 2021, from user Sonia Z. @thatchicksonia

I keep seeing articles about how the spotted lantern flies have
"mysteriously" disappeared from Philly and scientists don't know why. Um, excuse me, you told us Philly area people to KILL ALL OF THEM ON SIGHT starting last summer. Never doubt our commitment to violence here again

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· May 9

Red and black propaganda-style poster of a spotted lanternfly about to be stepped on, with text reading “Give the Bug the Boot”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· May 5

File photo of Homer Simpson with dozens, possibly hundreds, of cigarettes in his mouth

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· May 4

Social media post of uncertain origin, from user @peterokii

oh poor baby (two frown emojis) do you need the robot to make you pictures? (two frown emojis) yeah? (two frown emojis) do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? (two frown emojis) you're a moron?? (two frown emojis) do you need chat gpt to fuck
your wife?? (three frown emojis)

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Apr 28

The Onion “Sickos” cartoon, but he’s frowning and saying “NO…NO!”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Apr 2

I’ve been trying to remember this for a week. Exact same vibe.

Album cover of Matthew Sweet’s 1991 power pop classic, Girlfriend.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Mar 28

That old Nancy comic strip where Sluggo is exclaiming angrily, “They pay me in WOIMS!”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Mar 27

Peter Falk starring in his titular (heh) 1971-78 TV role as LAPD Detective Lt. Frank Columbo. He stands in front of an elevator and a large potted plant, wearing a trench coat and holding a cigar. The caption below him reads, “What about women?”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Mar 9

A lil green guy with ludicrously long…arms? pseudopods?…stretched into a heart shape ten times his height. The word “WOMEN” is inside this heart.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Mar 1

Obviously.

The snack counter at Costco. Sign for the $1.50 hot dog and soda combo front and center.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 25

A reminder for mages and mystics of all species on this #WizardWednesday

A bearded wizard illustrated in the style of Frank Frazetta, wearing green robes and a red hat & cape, pondering a small obelisk. Caption reads, “real, wizards do not seek assistance in curating magic with lowly artificial intelligence”

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 25

Screenshot of a TikTok video or similar. A white femme off-center, framed from the nose up, looking directly into the camera. Caption reads:

"you're so funny" thanks i used to get pulled out of class to go color with a random lady

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 24

Classic

Blue Screen Of Death on a deli kiosk at Wawa

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 24

I-95 tends to do this to people.

A digital billboard being asked to set up Internet Explorer 11

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 24

Waze had some concerns.

Phone screenshot of a GPS app, taken in a manner that obeyed all traffic laws, with an error box that simply reads:

Uh-oh!

OK

OK

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 17

Todd doin’ Todd stuff

A brown tabby cat, snoozing on top of a blue blanket hanging on the back of a cream-colored sofa. His little foot’s doin’ somethin’ funny.

mask over nose wearer@bisonfactory· Feb 14

Homer Simpson leaning out the driver’s window of his car, reading a billboard. It has been edited to read, “This year, surprise her by getting your shit together.”

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