My new plan is to add Serious Weakness to Wikipedia list of "notable candidates" for the "Great American Novel" until they ban the account I made in 2004 to edit the article for Snowboard Kids 2.

This cannot be a real article. I refuse to believe this isn't an elaborate gag. "Do birds feel guilty about masturbating" is not a question anyone should need answered for them

oh my god

conde nast's Sanitized Queerness Webmagazine did a story on ketamine therapy and i yet again i am disoriented. "When I'm doing K, I don't feel like I'm doing drugs." my ketamine therapy extremely felt like doing drugs and did not quiet my mental noise at all. I kept thinking about the Holocaust.

You think you're through with your grief after decades, but then it washes over you and you can't even keep standing anymore. Why? Why must time erode away everything???

I love going to search "air fryer affordable reddit" only for Mommie Google to start screaming at me for not typing my inquiry as a full sentence

At least one right-wing weirdo--I think this was that accelerationist guy Nick Land--has gone so far as to explicitly synthesize his antisemitism and transmisogyny

Me trying to prove I'm not strait-laced by talking about how I take a cannabis gummy once a month:

I am the television simpleton. Here is the Platonic form of the American family:

official body pillow when???????

ME ON GRINDR: Wow Daddy~ That's such a hot photo of your penis next to a can of shaving cream~ ME ON LEX:

i have had to stop myself from quote-tweeting people with this video so many goddamn times

I think this is fine, because everyone gets a share 🙂

The face of a definitely young woman who is being responsible and working at her desk instead of playing the hot new video game everyone else is posting about!!! Aaaaaa!! Please let me play it!!! I will still get my work done later!!! I won't play it for 10 hours straight, I swear!!!

I am falling, I am failing I am drowning, help me to breathe I am hurting, I have lost it all I am losing, help me to breathe

Minneapolis please become the transsexual mecca. I already make triannual pilgrimages to you.

At some point in the past 5 years I developed resting bitch face. As a huge bitch who loves to rest, this is truth in advertising

they have reached a consensus: basically everyone in anna's life was a villain save her son and her "special friend" kimmy. they only occasionally recognize the archetypal lesbian dynamic at play with kimmy, though (see attached)

My girlfriend told me I look like Jennifer Ehle in Pride & Prejudice, and if that's even remotely true I have this level of body dysmorphia