Bitsy Von Muffling
@bitsyvonmuffling
Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest. I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
Spend around a tenner. If it's white or rose, make sure it's chilled. The end.
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like being married to you?
Don't you threaten me with a good time etc etc www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/06...
Listen. If Dom wants to wear weirdly fitting white shorts with black leather dress shoes then that's up to him. Gods can do that kind of thing. He is not bound by fashion norms. And I will not tolerate any dissent.
Here's a summary of the Australian one - was truly terrible/irresponsible
It's good for air-drying and just putting it out there: if you have wild hair which doesn't know if it's wavy or frizzy and you see this, then BUY IT.
Why does this read like it's foreshadowing a terrible accident? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Huh? It's not her first foreign visit in over three years. She's been on holiday loads! In 2025 alone she'd been skiing twice, to Mystique and to Greece by July. Why the press infantalises this woman in her 40s is beyond me.
I think Gordon Brown has a strong sense of integrity but should the answer to this question not have been "yes you entitled little shit?". Not like we're talking Ryanair is it? Why do our democratically elected PM's run scared of this lot? Even someone as deeply conscientious as Brown?
Um, well you chose to put them in? To save on staff costs? Tough tits then ain't it?
BT. I just want them to give me the good stuff for free basically. Here's what I've got (the 500mbs one) and what I could get (all the 900mbs ones). Just give me the good stuff for the same or less please.
It used to but I think I've done something to the settings and it doesn't seem to now - just checked and it's saying 70 steps for the whole day!
You'd imagine a new site article about how a hard working pensioner can't sell her house because of government policy would be fact checked wouldn't you? So assuming the woman is telling the truth, the site using the wrong house to illustrate has let her down because it makes it look as if she's not